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I'm in so much pain its unreal!!

On Thursday I had an attack of the runs after a takeaway,since then I've had one massive and immensely painful pile. It's very hard and making life very difficult!

I can sit down ok but its hurting when I move and I'm laying down, I've got some cream but its not making a blind bit of difference tbh. I've been putting it on as instructed and having a shower every morning as its smelling!!

I've just been to the toilet again and its bled. What can I do to make tpain from it woke me up last night and my oh is getting sick of being woken up by me tossing and turning, as well as the snoring, night terrors and restless legs that pregnancy had brought on!

Is there anything I can do for the pain or any natural remedies that I can see if I can get my hands on to try and help??

Ive had period pains all night and still have them now. No contractions or anything but it'll probably stop soon knowing my luck!

Ive got Corpse Bride tattooed on my arm

Dad is on his way over for a bit so he can put the cot up

My best mate from school had her baby last night. Where are ours?!?!

If it helps, I've had nothing today, no pains, no period pains, nada, nothing!! :(

I'd love a corpse bride tattoo! I have 6 already!

I've not got the cot yet, its coming in a couple of weeks. I've got my Moses basket and if needs be I have a drawer I can use lol

yMy mates gf had their baby yesterday and I'm wondering the same thing! Baby must be bloody comfy in there!!

Sending baby come quickly vibes!!

Ive known of people using a drawer.

My other tats are shit black tribal things i got when i was in my moody teen death metal phase, id love them covered up. Sigh.

Can you stop weeing? Omg ive just been 4 times in 15mins. Arghh!! Are you getting people constantly mithering you?

Both the boys are playing up tonight ds1 with the monster thing and ds2 wont settle so im leaving him to whinge. He'll just not bloody sleep properly at night. He didn't wake for food for 2/3 nights and hes back wanting to be fed several times a night. Grr. Ill have to look at some other way to help him sleep longer. Weetabix isnt working cos he'll not eat more than half of anything i put infront of him.

I have one tat I want covering but its on my wrist and I clearly remember the pain from it the first time!! It's the word 'always' so could mean anything and only a select few are aware of the meaning behind it now!

Ds2 could possibly be going through a growth spurt so just keep on with the night weaning, dd still wakes sometimes during growth spurts! As for Ds1, is it possible he is pushing the boundaries now he is back at school?? I know my mate is having the same issue with her dd atm.

As for the going to the loo, I've been up and down the stairs all day and have quite possibly peed more than I've ingested!! 4 times in 15 mins is probably about the same as me!!

There are bets being laid on me going into labour!! I've got about 6 mates who are constantly asking, then there is my dad and brother who want a frigging dailyupdate and my sil who keeps asking me if ive had my show, have my waters gone yet, how many contractions etc. Slightly getting to me now!! What about you?? Is your mum still concerned with the hours you are over?!?

Yeah could be the greedy herbert. Hes not woke since 10pm thank fook.

Ive been having contractions every 10mins since 2.20am so hopefully this will be it! Rang the hospital to pre warn them we'll be in later and am leaving it as long as i can.

Bloody kids!

Brilliant news!! Really hope this is it for you!!

It was. Contractions 2.20am, hospital for 8.30 born at 10 then home for 3!!

How are you today ??

Aww fantastic news! Really happy for you!!

No news here though, mw is coming today so I'm hoping that starts something. Pains still sporadic!

Mw has been, sweep done but I'm not effaced (sp??) She has said the cervix is very stretchy and is probably going to go very quickly once babies head is in the right spot.

Booked for her to come back again next Monday and if no sign if baby she will book me in for induction the following day.

I'm hoping this kick starts everything now!!

How's the babies?

I didnt think mine would work either. How wrong was I?!

Had a bad night with the middle one crying and whinging til 1am, dont know what in earth was up with him the little stinker.

The new one seems so tiny and smells gorgeous. He slept ok.

Im back up in bed about to have a sleep to catch up a bit.

How many sweeps do they allow you?

I pooped in the pool.

I think all new babies seem so teeny!! How much did he weigh?

Hope the middle one sleeps through for you tonight!! Sounds like you have a good sleeper with ds3 though!!

I've had a few period type pains and a couple of really strong pains but nothing yet.

Pooping in the pool!! I like your style I might use the pool when this one eventually makes an appearance if I can!

So do I. He was nodding off all over the place so he went to bed early. Yeah, i have no class at all and didnt realise i'd pooped til dh told me yesterday. Excellent.

Sounds like you are very close now. At long last the end is near!! I'd not slept for 24 hours yesterday and then only git about 3 hours sleep in the end last night cos of ds2.

I'm hoping the end is near now, its bloodyuncomfortable today, I'm too cold without my coat and too hot with it, I'm just gonna crawl into bed I think!!

My dd had an accident at school yesterday, she's managed to take out her adult teeth at the front so she looks like she's been smashed in the mouth! Emergency dentist was useless so I'm taking her to our regular dentist tomorrow. Was up half the night trying to remove her thumb (she is an avid thumb sucker and cried when the dentist told her shj couldn't do it anymore)!

My mum now thinks I'm a militant mother as I've sent her back to school today, she's fine, in no pain and is quite pleased with het war wounds! I think my mum was a little put out when I told her to stfu!! (hormones!!)

Hope you managed to get some sleep at last! I still say newborn sleep is better than pg sleep, at least you're not so uncomfortable!!

If shes not in pain or bleeding why shouldn't she be in school? My mum is the same. She thinks I'm mean.

Ive got a missing tooth at the front too. It fell out in January through pg hormones.

Baby wouldn't settle last night so Im really tired today and of course hes been asleep for all of it. Ive tried to wake him but hes having non of it. So hes barely fed.

Are you marking the days off on a calendar? The girl across started contracting last night, went to hospital this aft then got sent home with waters broken and 2cm. She was told to go back at tea time but I saw her boyf earlier so she must still be home.

I might try and get to sleep early too...

Dd is her pfb grandchild, therefore, I'm always wrong (i once decided to let dd grow out her fringe as she no longer suited it and she wanted to he able to wear fancy hair clips, my mum had her fringe cut back in the next time she stayed. My mum actually didn't understand why I was so upset until my step dad told her off too! I despair sometimes!!)

Really hope you manage to get a better sleep in tonight! I've just left the oh watching some derren brown on tv and sloped off to bed myself! I'm really tired today, I haven't even done anything exciting today!

I have a tooth at the back missing thanks to pg hormones with dd! Luckily all my teeth have stayed intact this time!

I'm not marking them off on the calendar but as I'm avoiding fb atm (getting far too enranged at all the "when's the baby coming?" Messages, my friend has been putting up a "im still pg" msg every morning and evening! Only had a few texts since she started

Ds1 is her pfb too. Shes on her way round now. I slept a tiny bit better but it was still crap. Greedy herbert woke every hour. Then sleeps all day. Itll not last thank god.

The girl across had her dd early hours and the neighbours had sent me loads of fb msgs telling me about it all.

Ive pulled a muscle in my armpit of all places!

Get on a trampoline woman!!!

Only a few more weeks, are you breast feeding? Is there any chance dh can take them while you and baby get your heads down for a couple of hours!

Gl for when ur mum comes!!

Congrats to the neighbour! The fb msgs are the reason I refuse to add mine to my fb. Well, that and the fact I don't really likethem!!

How the hell have you managed to pull a muscle in your armpit I keep pulling stomach muscles when I turn over on a night so I think I'm being woken up with a contraction I'm an idiot!

Just gone to let the inside pooch out for awee and my mates dog was laid in the outside pooches pen. Luckily they all get on well and have pretty much grown up together, so I'm not so worried, just trying to work out how the fuck he got in.

No, i tried and he was on each one for over an hour each. They've got black bruises on and ive tried to express to get some colostrum out and nothing at all is coming out of the left side and half a drop i managed out of the right. He screamed and screamed when he came off so I gave up. I cant wake him to feed him at the best of times!!

I go to bed early and can actually just manage off a few hours but only just!!

She only stayed for half an hour bless her.

I pulled it lifting ds2 out of his cot using 1 arm whilst holding the new one.

That sounds very painful!! This is the reason I demanded the sterilizer!! Want to b f but I know its not always possible!

The lowest sleep I've managed on is 2 hours, I'm hoping this one doesn't decide to cluster feed at night again!!

I hate bending over the cot at the best of times! I am a short arse though! Hope your arm gets better soon!

Just watching dd eat her tea, she is on such a restricted diet til her teeth are sorted and I have to watch that she doesn't hurt them with a fork! (the doctor suggested giving her plastic cutlery!! How degrading for an 8 yr old!!?? )

It is a bit. I got a brill Avent microwave steriliser from Kiddicare for £16!!!! And at least I can see how much he is having as Ive got to wake him alot of the time to feed him and its only 1.5-2oz every 4 hours in the day and that amount every 1-2 hours through the night but today he has actually stayed awake a bit between feeds. Hes asleep and doing impressions of a kitten?!?!?!

My undercarriage is rather sore cos of the bleeding ouch!

Aww bless your dd. Poor bugger. Is she embarrassed and trying to hide her mouth?

Im hiding in bed with Battenburg.

Newborns do a great impression of a kitten! It's one of the many cute abd yet bizarre things they do!!

Atm, dd is the centre of attention at school so she is playing on it quite a lot! I have had to send her in with her own straws as school won't supply them. I just hope that school are making sure she sticks to the diet she now has til her teeth are sorted!

I've got loads of pressue down there and at the bottom of my bump. Fricking uncomfy!

My oh went out last night and i ate a whole bag of popcorn with m n m s in!!

And looking like old men. His fingers are freakily long.

They'll have to make sure shes eating what you ask surely. Im sure she'll tell if not!! V

Hes coming round a bit now and awake a bit more

Sounds like you'll have less than a week then if you're feeling like that. Have you used tge hospital before?

I'm hoping so, I'm getting booked for induction on Monday

Glad baby seems to be a bit more alert!!

Just taken dd to the emergency dentist atthethe hospital, her teeth were really hurting her, poor little mite!! They've put something on her teeth to stop them being sensitive and I've gotta take her hack in a week!

Think its going to be bed time for me when I get home, I'm bloody shattered!!

So its a definite you'll have baby for Tuesday! Getting my induction date made it more real for me.

How is Dds mouth today?

Slept a bit better last night, woke every 1.5 ti 2 hours but went straight back to sleep after feeds but poos like theres no 2moro, the others didnt poop as much as this one.

I actually feel motivated now im not pg anymore that really took it out of me.