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August 08 - We three kings of orient are, one in a taxi one in a car..

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steaknife · 12/12/2009 23:22

...one on a scooter beeping his hooter, smoking a fat cigar

Apologies to the goodly and the good amongst us.

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DingDongMiamlaOnHigh · 19/12/2009 22:27

yeah! lets def have a thread party night! (my gap is larger than sazz's patio doors!)

HotterTheRedNosedReindeer · 19/12/2009 22:33

Ooh yes I am up for a party, can we all googlewave?

Am busy wrapping, just one more trip to the supermarket needed and we're ready

SazzlesOnASled · 19/12/2009 22:36

Ah, that'll be the triple bi-fold door opening in your diary then miamla?

hots you are going to get well and truly snowed upon tomorrow

dizzycringles · 19/12/2009 22:41

did someone mention bi-folds!?!? count me in - as long as its not tonight

HotterTheRedNosedReindeer · 19/12/2009 22:44

Well it has been raining tonight so I will not hold my breath for snow (although I am secretly excited and off to check the forecast...)

dizzycringles · 19/12/2009 22:46

we had snow today. I traipsed through it in the futile search for neurofen plus

HotterTheRedNosedReindeer · 19/12/2009 22:47

But I bet the fresh air walking made you feel better sweetie

SazzlesOnASled · 19/12/2009 22:52

O lordy, have now gone as low as celebrity wife swap - there is no help for me now

SazzlesOnASled · 19/12/2009 22:52

or even hope

VintageGardenia · 19/12/2009 22:56

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HotterTheRedNosedReindeer · 19/12/2009 22:58

Sazz it is only the look on DH's face that keeps me from such shite anthropological programming although saying that he seems to have no shame in watching match of the day

SazzlesOnASled · 19/12/2009 23:01

I was glued to Strictly two [hangs head in double shame]

SazzlesOnASled · 19/12/2009 23:02

'too' [ffs someone shoot me now]

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TwilightSleighing · 19/12/2009 23:06

I want to be invited to the thread party!!!

Sazzles you don't need to be shot you just need to have another glass.

What is GoogleWave?

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SazzlesOnASled · 19/12/2009 23:07

at sherry. I dislike all spirits other than Gin (Bombay Sapphire only) and the occasional port after a nice meal

I may have had a couple of vinos though

dizzycringles · 19/12/2009 23:07

oh ladies am giving up tonight sorry - I've no chat to speak of and wishe to catch up properly when I feel I can string a sentence

longway am thrilled for your news and shall be all gushy and broody and when I'm not so pathetic can't wait to see some photos

love to all

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TwilightSleighing · 19/12/2009 23:11

Why thank you VG. I would love to attend. I've no clue about Sherry's so it should be a lovely learning experience. Hopefully better than the Marmite (did I spell that correctly Sazzles?).