Gah. I feel like I've been subjected to some kind of Guantanamo Bay slow torture.
Picture the scene - it's 1am. I'm sleeping, Orbit is sleeping. DP is away. Then this happens. To appreciate the true horror, you have to imagine that all DS1s words are uttered over and over again in a whisper so that when you wake up you feel like he's been whispering in your ear for ever....
DS1 - Mummy? Mummy? Mummy? Mummy?
Me - Mmmphh, Yes darling?
DS1 - can I sleep in your bed?
Me - Yes
DS1 - Mummy? Mummy? Mummy? Mummy?
Me - Mmmphh, Yes darling?
DS1 - I can't find my pirate bandanna
Me - I really can't look for pirate items at 1am darling, go back to sleep
DS1 - Mummy? Mummy? Mummy? Mummy?
Me - Mmmphh, Yes darling?
DS1 - I need a wee
Me - Oh
DS1 - Mummy? Mummy? Mummy? Mummy?
Me - Mmmphh, Yes darling?
DS1 - Can we read this book
Me - No! FGS, go to SLEEP!
DS1