Feb '06 You know you've a 2 year old in the house when...

[EachPeachPearMum]

the TV remote is in the freezer, your car keys are down the loo, and there are little smears of food at knee height down each corridor!

Ah, hello Chloe Come back an dfill us in, please.

I want to fix Flame

I've had a minor clothes truipmph re clothes this moron, fitting in something. Not a great fit, but at least doea up now! Am I going to be a normal p[erson soon??? >

pmsl - not normal if you think that "I've had a minor clothes truipmph re clothes this moron, fitting in something" is a sentence in English But yay for the gist of it.

I want you to fix me too if that helps. If they say it is the coil that is the problem then I am completely screwed for contraception.

Glad MrP's job is safe, but the lump sum woul dhave been loooooooooovely too

I obviously spend too much time here. I read it and didn't even register it wasn't perfect

Good luck with the dr Flame

Hello Chloe....come back and tell us all about it!

Well he looked well and truly baffled.

All test results are normal. He has given me a form for blood preg test as a last ditch attempt to find an answer, we will go from there!

You are pregnant.

Have you done a hpt just to check?

Phoenix - you'll just have to go on Deal Or No Deal to get £20k instead!

I have done loads in the last few months... nothing for the last 39 days. They were all from the same cheapy seller though, so I am now scared they weren't working right!!! If I haven't come on by tomorrow then I think I will buy a more expensive one.

I would be a minimum of 8 weeks now.

Argh! This is all soooooooooo odd

Havent I still got a test somewhere? I'm sure csws will know . And if so, why diidnt I bring it with me when I came?

Don't suppose you spotted my nit comb and put it in a desperately logical place did you?

Nope, didnt see it, and not guilty of moving it. Hope that doesnt mean I moved too many things and you're going to assume everythig is my fault forever

You said you still had one on boxing day, but you had no idea whether it was in date or not.

Lol was clutching at straws The only thing I couldn't find was the nappy Which has actually been a good thing because it forced her not to wear one, and she has been nappy free for the rest of the week

Oh crap, you're telling me I ahouldn't have thrown it out, even though it was a disposable? Sorry!

Car tax due the end of the month and it is normally a mad panic. Just checked the savings account (has a regular teeny standing order going in so we can pay for birthdays etc across the year)... it has enough in it to cover the tax

Is it bad that I can be sooooooooooo pleased about not being useless

lmao - tis only cos we're tight It would only have done one more night!

You shouldn't be itchy - I checked her Tuesday night and found NOTHING, tis only now that she has the bloody things back

have you tried plaiting your own hair? We should have taken photos

Of course I havent. I'm 34, I cant french plait my own hair, cant do makeup that stays on all day, and cant do my own bra up from behind!

Should add that I was very suprised at lack of wee in it (the nappy, not my hair), given that there's always about 2 litres in ds1's.

You can't do up your own bra?

She's normally dry, hence the reusing. It was a routine/obsessive security thing - she was freaking out when I suggested not wearing one, but when it was a case of there just wasn't one, she took it fine oddly enough

I'm not sure my makeup stays on all day. I do know I invariably rub my eye and then think "Oh crap, I had mascara on"

I tend not to do up my bra from behind... tis easier front on

Er, no. I'm a do-up-at-front-and-twist-round girl Is that a cardinal sin to admit it on here??!

Ah, see, she's just like me

I think most people do that don't they? Why make work for yourself twisting your arms at odd angles?

Well csws obviously has time on her hands to do that