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April 2007 - piercings, puddings and periods

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StealthPolarBear · 29/01/2008 21:31

the word period can't be offensive...can it?

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StealthPolarBear · 01/02/2008 11:34

Yes, I am fine thanks mammyjo, just poo overload
Don't know if T really is ill, he ate some breakfast, and eating is the first thing to go if he's even tired, never mind ill. So maybe just bad luck!
I really am fine, just fancied a rant and came on here before I spoke to mum

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StealthPolarBear · 01/02/2008 11:36

Oh Luce I've just seen you've changed back and that hasn't fixed it...odd...unless have you had another name change in the meantime?

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StealthPolarBear · 01/02/2008 11:39

nope, sorry

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StealthPolarBear · 01/02/2008 11:39

Do you want to send it to me at Kate Fallon 44 @ hotmail.com (no spaces) and I'll stick it on my profile?

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StealthPolarBear · 01/02/2008 11:41

I discovered the other day that if I babyproof the upstairs (all doors shut apart from his, stair gate shut) I can sit on bean bag in his room and read a book while he charges around and plays with his toys.
I'm going to do that next week
STOP procrastinating!!!

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Pesha · 01/02/2008 11:43

I can see it Luce and its fab!!! Much tastier looking than the real thing!!

And is that a little chocolate button I see?? [proud]

Sexonlegs · 01/02/2008 11:44

Luce, that is absolutely hilarious! And vile at the same time!!!

CaptainDippy · 01/02/2008 11:45

Just popping in to look at Luce's profile before I feed P.....

CaptainDippy · 01/02/2008 11:45

Truly magnificent!

.... and yes truly vile also!

Well Done!

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StealthPolarBear · 01/02/2008 11:50

That looks fantastic!
Am I the only one who though "oooh cake!" before "oooh rude"?
Well I could just fancy a piece with my coffee

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Pesha · 01/02/2008 11:53

Lol SPB!!

Pesha · 01/02/2008 11:55

Is anyone else already thinking how we can get this into our next thread title without being too obviously rude?!?

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StealthPolarBear · 01/02/2008 12:00

"giant phallic cakes with strategically placed chocolate button"

is phallic the word I mean?

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Sexonlegs · 01/02/2008 12:01

I would rather have a piece of cake than willy!!

Sexonlegs · 01/02/2008 12:03

"Who said chocolate buttons were for children???"

CaptainDippy · 01/02/2008 12:05

Hear, Hear SOL

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StealthPolarBear · 01/02/2008 12:27

good one SOL and no one ca\n be offended either
Think form is almost done...aaahhhh

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mammyjo · 01/02/2008 12:31

Same here SOL!!

SPB, glad you are ok. Hope the application form is almost done

mammyjo · 01/02/2008 12:32

Sorry, didnt refresh and missed the fact that you already said the form was almost done!

Sexonlegs · 01/02/2008 12:33

MJ, get with the programme!!! x
We are trying to sort a holiday on the Gower my little welsh leek!