April 2007 - Pinions and her Pumpkins

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Ah yes, know it well! We've have many team-building events & parties there with work! I've only stayed there once and I was v pissed and had a raging hangover the next morning. Opps

Have just caught up with the porn thread and Norma .

Goodness gracious who'd ever had imagined !

SOL.

I am sooooooo knackered and fed up right now.

....and DH is trying to rub my Thomas the Tank Engine face paint off with a baby wipe.

OK Dippy so gets the monsters asleep and have a bit of quality "me" time, hot bath/hot choc/etc, I lead an exciting life moi! It always helps I think?

Good for you norma I do like someone to stand their ground! Still reading, looks like I may be a while, am only at the point where "Elizabett" showed up .

Ooops, sorry dippy, hadn't read your message. I think you need a bit of a break, sit down with a cup of hot choc and relax - easier said than done tho isn't it.

Blimey Pinions...you're only at the start of it

I should probably warn you, there's probably more information than you ever want to know!!!

Eh? What's Nutty up to now??

Oh Dippy I am sorry you are down my flower. Can you have a night away?

Pmsl at Pinions! I have to say I do fancy going out clubbing.

Oh dear.

Me???? I'm sweet and innocent ...well maybe not...but the porn thread is fairly old now!

erm, what are you all on about please? Is this a new club for pumpkin lovers? I have a pumpkin on my profile and yes I did carve it myself because I am so talented and so I think that means I can join your club because I have a pumpkin although soon we will have to smash it up with a hammer in the garden because that is our tradition after they have fulfilled their uses we dispose of them in that way not that you should have to do that with yours or that I'm telling you what to do with your pumpkins which I am not I am just saying what we do with ours just in case you were wanting to know which you might not do but in case I have told you anyway so now can I join the club please?

Rhubarb !

You are so funny tonight

OK so date set. Next sat. IDOC and SOL both dancing around their handbags then!

(I would come to if I didn't live just over 300 miles away ). I think you girls deserve some champagne on ice.

And ahem, excuse you but you lot are distracting me from my porn, figuratively speaking of course.

Dippy, I hope you are in the bath by now!

RHUBARB

I have heard that counselling often helps.

Ouch! No need to shout!

its like Britain in Blitz here!!!!!!!!

I even feel driven to making myself a cup of tea.

Have you seen my pumpkin then? On my profile? I've thrown in a couple of parsnips too for good measure.

Can our next thread title be "April 2007 - if you have a problem with our thread title stick a pumpkin up your arse"?????!!!

Tut tut tut

Rhubarb, I have checked you out, and most impressive parsnips.

Oogggs, ikwym re Britain in blitz. B has already woken up crying her eyes out with the noise if it all. I am hoping it is going to stop now.