I should go to bed,
i just got up from my chair, smacked my elbow on the back
Poured a drink, hit the bottle on the shelf whilst putting it back
Knocked an finished beer can on the floor and spilt the dribbles everywhere
put ice in my drink and splashed it everywhere
bashed my other elbow on the doorhandle on the way back to the computer
all in about 30 seconds, not bad and dh calls me clumsy