Hi all, hope we all had a good weekend.
Tmi coming up (oh and typing one handed as lola is joining us today)
DH and I had a bit of an accident and accidently had unprotected sex , so off I trotted to the chemist this morning for the "morning after" pill.
There I am standing there with DT's in pram DD1 in my arms and the tool of a bloke decided it was time to check that I knew the risk's involved in having unprotected sex.
prehaps not very diplomatic of me (only half awake) to stand there and yawn, he then proceeded to go into a full on lecture about Sti's and pg.
At that point I became full concious and stood there very went into a rant in front of all the customers saying
"listen Mate, I am not some teenage mother who doesn't know anything about the risks of unprotected sex, As you can see I am MORE than aware of the pg risks, and as for STI's the only person I am sleeping with is my husband, who as far as I know is not sleeping with anyone else so therefore the risk of an sti is very small."
And did I stop there NO I couldn't help myself carried on with my crazed rant
"If you must know I can't go on the pill due to my blood pressure, a symton of my pg, I can't have a coli or implant, so the only option for us while we are waiting for my husband to have his vasectomy is CONDOMS Which Split last night, so if you save the rest of your lecture for someone who has the time or actually needs it I will take my pill and leave, THANK YOU!"
Honest to god I don't know what made me go off on one like that, could be that I haven't slept in 4 months, who knows but I think the next time I go to the chemist it will not be that one!