Is there nobody who can go with/meet you to help, nature? I'd offer, only I'd have had to bring The World's Oldest Non-Walking Toddler, thus defeating the object.
altered, I laughed about the laptop, because I am a bad person.
I think M is teething too. She's only got 6 teeth (4 top, 2 bottom) and I can't see any signs of any more, but she's very bitey and dribbly.