Hahahaha you lot make me smile 
Love how I can pop off for an hour and come back to learn about your topiary habits!
I would be terrrrrified if someone approached me with a wax strip
My mum once helped me wax my legs and it (mentally) scarred me for life
As long as there aren't too many stragglers I'm happy 
Not sure quite how/when the whole shave-the-lot prepubescent thing became, well, a thing.
Chasing I hope this has not amused you, as would hate the smiles to worsen the shitty sinus pain. Hugs, and perhaps 