November 2012 - This is the new fred, just like the old fred.

[StuntNun]

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Wrote a long post and then the iPad battery died. Doh!

C just ate some hair conditioner Do I need to do anything?

gt that's rubbish. Sorry it didn't go to plan.

I wouldn't worry too much perse. Maybe call the number on the bottle to check.

We are planning on buying a potty today actually. Not with any serious intent of potty training but because p has started to ask to do wee wees on the loo. I figure of she is showing an interest then we should take advantage.

We have a potty. O puts Brunyo on it every evening before bath. Not herself. I'm not planning to potty train her this year' I'm not in a rush.

She is full of snot and very tired. I'm sensing early lunch and bed for her.

lily did you get the nursery place?

Don't know, didn't receive an email and it doesn't show anything when I log in. Only 4 nurseries show the names of the kids, 11 don't. I'm guessing Monday?

J is having another one of his 'follow me around screaming every time I move' days. I suppose I'd better resign myself to not getting anything done until after he's gone to bed. I ended up taking the boys to McDonalds for dinner yesterday because I couldn't get the kitchen tidied up after lunch.

Jupiter us too all full of coughs colds and gunky eyes.

I feel really rotten. Will all be better by the plane on Tuesday!

Home sweet home. Ferry ride fab - sea was so calm we couldn't feel it at all. Off to catch up now.

Hellooooo-ooo-ooo

Hello. Just making Sunday dinner, slow cooked Greek style lamb with cous cous. Yum yum. Glass of rose? Don't mind if I do. Thank you.

I have cleaned the car and disinfected the beer fridge in the garage ready for the summer. Feeling virtuous.

Free to a good home:

One husband. A bit old, rather fat, VERY grumpy, but makes beautiful children. Comes free with all clothes, shoes, bedding, toys and toothbrush. Can deliver for a small fee. Answers to 'darling'. Sometimes anyway.

Ok I will deliver for free. Ok I will friggin' pay you!!!!!

vq sounds good. Deliver free to Hungary too?

Rose here as well, 1.5 hrs till bedtime.

And what's the return policy? Can I just 'try' him and return if he is not fit for purpose?

And what kind of toys??

No returns. Toys include iPad mini and kindle, iPhone, Xbox, various tools and toy train stuff. I repeat NO RETURNS!

J just bit DD2 on the bum

Right. Than I have him. I already made a plan to regift him together with the awful doll O received. Single ladies on this thread be aware.

Obviously keeping the toys.

Post hols weigh in. Up 2kg back to 57. Shall have to shred it all off again. Once I've finished off all my midget gems and crisps and biscuits

Lily

I think I have about 57kg to lose

Amazed as ever by the progress my girls have made on holiday. Will update tomorrow (still in suitcase hell) but they have changed in just over a week. LO went from never having done stairs to handling the wonky ones at my mum's vvv fast.

Ok. Stairs. And speech. And daringness. She's talking in sentences, but garbled nonsense sentences, that we know she understands.

Bought myself a faux leather biker jacket at tkmaxx. Am worried am having a mid life crisis. Can I pull off a biker jacket?

The cat is shouting at me. He has been living in the garden for the last ten days. Neighbour's kid (another story) put food out for him. Anyway. He is staring at a distance and mewing.

Neighbour's kid. Fed my cat for ten days and kept some of my plants alive. Gave her €60 and a tin of fudge. DH got royally bollocked by her dad for giving her so much. A pro would have asked for €150. Am expecting a visit from the mum tomorrow to bollock me. I thought €50 (5x10) was fair. But I only had 20s. The dad has told her she has to walk our dog for a year to earn it back!!!!

It's v embarassing.