Well it's been a lovely Mothers' Day here so far. I had my Vintage Tea yesterday, and then had a card and a lie in for today. Like others, my first present, at 6.20am, was a massive poo from DS- it explained why he'd spent the previous 20 minutes wiggling away madly. But, oh, your poor Auntie MissRee, that's hilarious! I'm just waiting for DS to do that... at least she saw the funny side...
But he slept through the evening, so DP had an easy one last night, then woke at 2 something and 6...and at 8 was handed over to Daddy, and I slept til gone 10, bliss!
Had fun last night too- I was boring and just had a one-unit drink per hour or so, over 5 hours. So enjoyed the drink, but wasn't drunk, and there will have been some in my milk but can't imagine it'll hurt as a one-off. My cocktail glasses, of which I have many 
will be cracked out when I move to mixed feeding/weaning.
Hope you're feeling better soon mopsy, there's nowt worse than children plus hangover
air- your sobriety test made me PMSL!
Hello rice, lovely to make your acquaintance!
Hopefully you can go get medieval on their collective arses hawthers, and do it loudly as they'll be feeling even more hungover than mopsy. Bloody thoughtless bunch, and (she says hoiking her pleated skirt up to her bosom) the crap music as well. Good to see funky being used though, we should resurrect it on the thread!
Don't worry rashka- I too am not blessed in either the musical or language department. I have French A-level, but that's about it. We have other talents, obviously..
< shuffles off taking dunce's hat with her >