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Backinthebox · 05/07/2011 20:10

Liking maternity leave too much? Can't be arsed to go back to your old job? Why not get made redundant, set up a company, have another baybee or even fall off a horse? Anything to spend more time with our little darlings! And it's so naice here - pass the gin!

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Lighttaperstandback · 10/08/2011 09:21

Bed pans hold no fear for me after managing to squeeze my but cheeks over a baby potty Hmm Grin. Nope, 'twas the small one who performed!

Apparently my mother in law was clean at 10 months or something crazy due to her mother feeding her in this special chair that had a potty incorporporated Confused. I draw the line at that, but plan is to just sit Squib on potty after each meal and play with him - about 10 mins is his endurance threshold I'm finding. Only really tried to make a habit of it since Monday, and so far have had one wee and one poo. I think being in that position prob helps with getting stuff out anyways? Anyways, will persevere.

Alps I had a low lying placenta at 20 week scan. Went back for another at 34 and it had moved, so as others say, plenty of time.

AARGH! What is it with babies? I only have only 3 things in the living room I don't want Squib eating and that I want him to get that no means no for. He can trash as many magazines as he likes, and the cat can defend itself. What does he make a bee line for every time? The effing fake coal in the gas fire and the weeping fig plant. And he's not even proper crawling yet [shudder].

okiecokie · 10/08/2011 09:36

Happy birfday for yesterday Cos. Hope you were spoilt and got your wicked way (whatever that may be) last night.

Same here Light (just thought, with a handle like yours where were you the night before last??). I found Peppa in the cat food yesterday and their water bowl poured all over her.

I am fucking sick of having a sore throat and a cold. I have had about 3 run into each other. My nose is red and I am onto about box 14 of Klenex Balasm.

CurlyCasper · 10/08/2011 09:38

Our potty experimentation went to pot while we were away, but she's still damn regular and we are back to poo in the potty every day after breakfast. It's a small but rewarding thing! Well done Squib!

Squeaks finally has her jabs yesterday - delayed for about a month due to illness, and she was a bit out of sorts, but slept all night. Which was good considering we had a babysitter in.

ESHmeet today - tres excitement! If anyone else can make it at 2pm, please come along. Details on FB.

SilverSky · 10/08/2011 09:39

coka I feel ya! MB now has snuffles. It's flipping rotten.

alps I'm hoping that won't happen til he moves out!

Booked his settling in sesh's at nursery. Sadly they are not long enough for me to go riding in!!! Hmm

Backinthebox · 10/08/2011 09:43

Well, we are all very happy here this morning! WE HAVE SLEPT! And all we had to do was make sure OH and LG slept off the premises. They went over to the annex and slept there. Everyone got a good night's sleep. So we will be sleeping apart for a while, but this morning I was smiling, OH was smiling, LG was smiling - all very good. Would seem he really doesn't need the milk in the night, it's just because I happen to be there. OH wants me to ring the slaughterman for the dozen nearly-mature cockerels that live just outside the annex window though. They were for the freezer anyway, they're just going to end up there a month early.

Lights I know what you mean about trashing the place. LG wants to be up on the sofa with me as then he can reach the table of forbidden items, like the TV remote, pens, etc. He also likes the fireplace, and we have a woodburning stove complete with decorative ash, soot and a mucky poker.

LG has also decided that he is ready to tackle the stairs, so the stairgate will be coming out later on today.

LG is also starting to make sounds with meaning (I couldn't call it talking yet.) He says dadadadaDADADADADAAAA! when OH gets in from work, he said 'woof' to Cluck's dog, and he says aw-nononononononononooooo when you do things like try to wipe his constantly snotty nose. But the funniest is that when he chucks something off his high chair the nanny says 'Oh dear' and then picks it up. Now, whenever he drops something he looks over the edge at it and solemny says 'ugh dir!' Grin He does it all the time - it's hysterical.

Hmm about the early potty training. EC is fine if you want to do it, but my mother and MIL put a lot of pressure on me and OH to get TT out of nappies early, constantly going on about how all their children were dry by 15months. As has been pointed out though, you'd want to get one child out of nappies if you were washing enough nappies for 3 kids born in quick succession and they were all in terries.

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Lighttaperstandback · 10/08/2011 10:38

Congrats on the good night's sleep Box. It's like someone switched a light on when that happens isn't it? Squib did 12 hours last night...bliss! Just went down for his nap without a peep. Really must get out and prune me roses instead of sitting on my arse on MN.

Okie I was at home! Honest! What,these shiny new trainers? Got 'em down the market, innit???

So this FB page...can non BESH/PESH members join or does one need to perform sexual favours on founder members in order to gain entry?

Backinthebox · 10/08/2011 11:27

You need to track someone's RL name down and then juggle a butterdish, and hey presto! you will be sent an invite. Alps seems to be the FB butterdish expert, as far as I can tell. It's a secret society.

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MadameBoo · 10/08/2011 11:43

Quite frankly, as I have been both an ESH and am an honorary CRESH despite never being properly qualified to post in PESH, and I have never been invited to said secret group, I'll have a mega strop if I don't get invited when Lights does.

MadameBoo · 10/08/2011 11:57

...and the fact this even bothers me is pretty much proof that the droid is on it's way. So please feel free to ignore me and/ or kick me back to BESHland.

rocketleaf · 10/08/2011 11:57

Ackshrley I've been meaning to ask if I could invite you boo didn't want to just do it being a bit if an interloper myself. But then realised you have to be admin.

Typical, just as Sprout has just fallen asleep it's time to load her up for the drive to the ESHmeet. (confused) should be fun!

MadameBoo · 10/08/2011 12:02

Very sweet of you darling Sprocks. It matters very little really doesn't it? The ESH that 'like' me, or 'know' me are already facecrack mates and I have seen theirs and they have seen mine Wink

laurielou · 10/08/2011 12:45

I have just discovered the delights of Calpol. Well, not me personally, but its fecking AMAZE isn't it? BugBoy had his first jabs this morning. He was all smiles at the nurse, who then jabbed him. He just looked at her all confused, out pouted the bottom lip & along came the blood curdling wailing. Back home he had a big feed, spiked with Calpol & he is now completely zonked out.

He also went 8 hrs between feeds last night. Sadly it was the 10pm feed he decided to sleep through so woke at 2am. However, he's now proven he can do it, so I KNOW he can sleep through the night. I just need to fathom out how to make him Grin

Enjoy the ESH meet today ladeez!

Cosmosis · 10/08/2011 13:22

I have decided to do some looting of the shops round the corner from my house. There?s a newsagent, a carpet shop, a baker and an offy. I shall soon be found reading the paper in the park, whilst eating a baguette and drinking some wine, sitting on a lovely rug.

SilverSky · 10/08/2011 16:07

News of the day in my dull world : TOOTH!!!!!!! Grin

Cosmosis · 10/08/2011 16:59

yay toof!!!

Lighttaperstandback · 10/08/2011 17:04

Yay! Toof! Congratulations!!! How many is that?

Just heard from other half's bro. They have a daughter 6 weeks older than Squib. Apparently she woke up sixteen times with teething last night. Ouch.

SilverSky · 10/08/2011 17:36

His first one!! Grin

CurlyCasper · 10/08/2011 18:15

fabby Esh meet today more details later. light, boo the fb page I mentioned was the one for the meet, which Boo does have access to. please don't get in a strop! Grin

MadameBoo · 10/08/2011 19:06

:o

Hope you all had a fab time today - any pics?

rocketleaf · 10/08/2011 19:29

Lovely to meet you and L casp and mas and her wee boy. yey for ESHspring. Only took one pic for some daft reason and have posted it on the wall on FB.

Yey for first toof lights or tuff as we say where I'm from.

Can I recommend clotted cream ice-cream and lemon curd. Yum.

Backinthebox · 10/08/2011 20:16

Ooh thanks Rocket! I've just remembered I have a huge tub of clotted cream and honeycomb ice cream in the freezer. Yum.

For anyone feeling left of the whole FB thing, here's an .

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CurlyCasper · 10/08/2011 20:22

Right, child is in bed, if not asleep. She has a bit too much energy left after being in the car/pram for most of today. It was lovely to meet sprocket and her gorgeous little lady - who has a fab "look", as anyone who has seen photos or met her will know. It's even better in the flesh! And minimaswera is such a happy and handsome little chap, he bounced back every time Squeaks tried to make him cry. Mind you, she cried more when I tried to get a cuddle with him - I think the jealousy is kicking in Sad Nonetheless, another successful ESHmeet - my 7th meet! Thanks rock and weewee.

I managed to be in a place full of shops from 11.15 to 4.45 and managed to get v little shopping done. Oh well, I'll have to plan another shopping trip. Really must get some work clothes that fit.

Congrats on your boy's first tooth silv! I hope you didn't feel the pain too much.

Jeez, Squeaks is now yelling at her cuddly toys. This might be a long evening...

MadameBoo · 10/08/2011 20:23

Cheers Box, am now officially a twat Blush

SilverSky · 10/08/2011 20:41

He's only been in bed an hour and he's already woken up crying! I think teething hell is here. Poor sod.

rocketleaf · 10/08/2011 20:49

Sorry Yey for toof silva and yey for poop lights I can has been a little confused.

casp Squeaks is gorgeous!! I love her zombie walking and the dropping jeffrey game. (where she just looked at me with one eyebrow raised as if to say "well pick it up then, duh") Still chuckling at her trying to climb that fridge. :o you are right minimas was a proper little charmer. So sweet to see the two of them grinning at each other. Looking forward to more ESHmeets when Sprout is a little more interactive although she enjoyed her cuddle with mas. Think we tired her out today (how when she slept through most of it?) as she went off with hardly a peep and no dummy tonight. Yey! Hope Squeaks settles down soon.

Mmm box honeycomb also sounds good. I am totally failing to wean myself off ice-cream, I blame these supermarkets that will insist on putting it on offer

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