The CRESH Creche and Spa - What's your excuse for not going back to work?

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Liking maternity leave too much? Can't be arsed to go back to your old job? Why not get made redundant, set up a company, have another baybee or even fall off a horse? Anything to spend more time with our little darlings! And it's so naice here - pass the gin!

Sorry x post skylark that is most def not yey! Poor thing. :-(

I am jealous of ESH meets.

How's about we do somewhere like Oxford one day? how would that be for everyone?

I would do Oxford.

Hello lovely Fanny. I like Oxford. We could come on the train too. Muse could you do Oxford?

You have the best name ever. I might go and fawn all over you on that horrid bum lick thread in chat now...

Just sneaking in to say I had a fab time too today. Your girls are just gorgeous - no idea how I will decide which one is to marry minimas . Yay for more ESHmeets I say

:o mas leave it up to him to decide if he wants to be a toy boy or a sugar daddy

I could get to Oxford.

Oxford is doable. Means getting to Paddington which is totally the wrong end of London and would require tube. But that's why I have a sling.

Hello masweewee.

MadameBumlick I have never had a name fan before. Does that make you a Fannyfan?

Darling, I am an ESH. Of course I am a Fannyfan

Feel free to make an alternative suggestion Muse if Oxford not so easy?

So when did you stop washing new clothes for your ESHspring before putting them on? (if you ever did) I am getting too lazy/impatient to do it and I don't think Sprout has sensitive skin.

Oxford works. And it needs to be somewhere doable for everyone anyway.

When she turned up rocket, there was just too much to do!

Silver very pleased for toof. I would like to know where ours are. We had 3 hours of crying, attempted calpol doses, subsequent vomiting, screaming and more milk and finally sleep around 2am. I would like for last night to not happen again.

Oxford is a possible if we can find a day that works!

Oxford good for me if I can tie it in with a stay at the in-laws.

I haven't washed new clothes since pre-birth. CBA.

Well if it's Oxford, reggie & silver don't have much of an excuse.

Does anyone else have this ishoo with Calpol? Twice now, we seem to have "passed" the point of exhaustion where upon a double dose had no effect, just kept him in zombie/evieeeel-baybee mode for a subsequent 4 hours. [TeethRattling]

I am soooo fecked off with work right now. I know, I know. My manager - who should actually have been on holiday this week - but such is the way of our wanky operation that people don't take holiday - moaned at me on Tuesday saying that "normally" - people give him 2-3 months notice that they intend to start looking for a new job. Oh suck it up sweetie. I smiled and reminded him that I wished to take 2 weeks hol in September and expected to by out mid-late september. I'm supposed to go in to the office today but it's such a hateful place. However, I'm going in because my lovely Polish pal has brought me marks & spencers gifts.

Is it just me who thinks that sprocket has minimoo hair?

I don't wash clothes either - but then I never ironed them pre-birth either - would I have done so if I'd had any leave? I doubt it.

I stopped washing clothes when new at about 4 weeks when I realised it was a waste of time. Most of arties clothes never see an iron, he has 2 shirts and 1 pair or trousers that are ?for best? and therefore do see an iron.

Oxford potentially do-able, Birmingham would be better. Weekend a necessity though.

Oxford? Oxford? Never heard of the place. Sounds forrin.

As of today I'm not washing any new clothes then. Hopefully the eczema won't get any worse.

Pissing down here. Need to go and do hoss and wanted to do enroute to something else but will now do after as we need to stay clean and dry besides hoss already wet and it is SUMMER! So will not feel cold. Factoid número 59 of horse ownership non?

moo teething is rotten isn't it. The toof is cutting thru and is just visible. To add to the drama we have rivers of snot. MB not me. Actually that's a lie. We both have snotty chops today. We truly are a beautiful pair. Model agency scouts form a queue!

The sleeping seems to be ok, the Rotten nappies are another story altogether. Really hideous and we are going thru them at such a rate. We are also VERY screechy. It's ear piercing.

okie did MiniC get eczema in his groin at all?

Ironing baby clothes???? You is having a laugh isn't it??? They puke/poo on them within seconds of putting 'em on anyways.

Practically all of Squib's clothes were hand me downs from friends, so they got washed as had been in storage for some time. Don't think I ever washed any new stuff we were given. He seems to have survived the abuse. Annoyingly, the hand me downs appear to be running out, which means I'm actually having ot buy my child clothing. Eurgh.

Oxford is potentially do-able depending on the day of the week.

Silv mainly creases behind knees, ankles, wrists, arms, all over face and torso but thankfully not groin. I will PM you now.

I have found some girls clothes need ironing to look pretty (I leave out for the cleaner to do) but I never ask the cleaner to iron boys stuff. I washed new clothes until about 3 months old first time round, only pre birth second time round.

ok, must ask, what are ESH, PESH, BESH and CRESH??

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1048367-ESH -PESH-BESH

Oxford works for me too

Your boss is being and arse Alps & he knows it - who the fuck gives notice that they're planning on looking for a new job eh? Idiot!

The only item of kids clothing that has ever seen an iron is a very cute pleated skirt - looks utterly rubbish un-ironed. Won't be buying anything pleated ever again tho.