Oops.... Posted early.
Loulou - Well done Jo. I don't think M will pass her two year check, if she has one. My HV hasn't been in touch since M was 6 weeks old. I was going to take her to be weighed today, but decided to go to the park instead. DH later told me that the building the drop-in clinic was held in has been demolished! Great, good job they kept people informed then.
Myjob - Glad N had a good birthday. I didn't bother saying Happy Birthday on here as I had already said it twice. 
Star - You are not a bitch. Not be any stretch of the imagination. M can never tell me properly where pain is. I often see accidents which means I know exactly where she's been hurt, so I know how wrong she gets it sometimes. If Q was confused about where the pain was, there is no way he could effectively communicate that to you.
Pistachio - How much more training do you need to do before you're all qualified? My training is on hold due to funding issue and timing issues for me. PLus I need to have a proper think as the course is SO heavily about counseling with one (I think) module of breastfeeding knowledge.
CF - I will look to apply to Christchurch as I am VERY lucky to have them right on my door step. Sorry to hear of your child-minding woes. Hope you manage to get something sorted. You'll be surprised how quickly they adjust at this age, so if you do need to find a new CM S will be fine.