Why so many threads saying MNers are stupid/deluded/heads in sand if they don't vote Tory??

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You silly, silly women.

Don't you know any better?

Or Gideon, Northern.

We haven't mentioned Gideon Osbourne either.

We've played nice

Northern,

If you don't mention them I wont mention, Mandelson getting booted out twice in disgrace, Blair lying about the dodgy dossier and taking us into an illegal war, Blunkett's plastic coppers or his affair, two jags , Harman promising to open the family courts , smith and her porno scandal (poor hubby missing her for all that time she spent living in the box room at her sister's house, Blears waving that cheque around, or the 3 labour mp's in court for fraud and getting legal aid....

I raise you mysteriously now multimillionaire Tony Blair.

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Excellent thread. Am picturing 100x and atlantis in fetching satin robes and big shorts, sweating a bit.

Wow.

Scratch the surface and it's really bitter under there isn't it?

Not so Nice after all.

The NASTY PARTY are here, the mask has fallen . . .

It's the battle of who can raise their eyebrow the highest Habbs

This, I will win. My eyebrows made for this.

"The NASTY PARTY are here, the mask has fallen . . . "

We've been learning from the best, mandelson, campbell and whelan.

Oh, come on - you have duck house and moat at your disposal, 100x

I'll take that later. Look, open goal.

You NEED our help, this I can see.

(have no idea who the 'our' is btw, but this not the time for subtlety or thoughtfulness)

"Oh, come on - you have duck house and moat at your disposal"

How low to pick on a man who selflessly thought of those poor little winged creatures and wanted to give them a home from the elements when a lesser (labour) man would have left them shivering in the cold.

Or to pick on another man who wanted to save the ecological environment for the wildlife nesstling around his rather modest abode.

Really am shocked.

He'd have had pigeons as well you know.

I've enjoyed this v. much and can't for the life of me understand why the TV debates not structured along similar lines

but now must go and talk to dc

Can see the headlines - Ducks left to sink or swim under Labour

"Can see the headlines - Ducks left to sink or swim under Labour "

PMSL.

And oh look, own goal !!

"I've enjoyed this v. much and can't for the life of me understand why the TV debates not structured along similar lines"

You do realise that I'm canvessing again tomorrow, if any of this pops into my head and my brain farts and it then pops out of my mouth I shall hold you personally responsible.

atlantis, the only 2 words I have to say are....Edwina, Major.

those 2 words outdo anything you've mentioned below

Aha! Now, if we can just repeat the thread with all Tory canvassers...

"atlantis, the only 2 words I have to say are....Edwina, Major."

Well at least Major proved he had the stamina to be PM, on the job and on the job, have you seen Gordon lately, can't imagine he has much energy for .... < nod and a wink>

actually, the one good thing about the tories potentially getting in....we will almost certainly get loads of screwing around scandals. They always seem to churn out more of those than Labour!

"Aha! Now, if we can just repeat the thread with all Tory canvassers... "

There's an idea, maybe I can just leave big signs in the street for Labour canvessors pointing the way to where they sell sausage and bacon butties and show re-runs of coronation street???

"actually, the one good thing about the tories potentially getting in....we will almost certainly get loads of screwing around scandals. They always seem to churn out more of those than Labour! "

How's prescott and Blunkett doing these days < coughs> ??

Resulting in Nick Clegg for PM, atlantis!

"Resulting in Nick Clegg for PM, atlantis! "

Oh lib dems canvassers are easy to get rid of, just tell them someone lit a cigarette and watch them scramble to save the environment by putting it out.

Tell them a wind turbine lost a blade and watch them arrange a memorial for it.

Or better still tell them where the local boot sale is and that you heard they were selling flannel pants and mens sandals (socks optional).

Anyone else think Atlantis single-handedly managing to do away with all the

Nice Party, progressive, we love the environment really stuff that Dave has put so much time and effort into recently?

"Anyone else think Atlantis single-handedly managing to do away with all the

Nice Party, progressive, we love the environment really stuff that Dave has put so much time and effort into recently?"

Look, if he isn't paying me to post then I don't have to agree with his hug a polar bear policies, am I right, or am I right?