The "Down with this sort of thing" picket. There is a burger van and you can wear your donkey jacket and fingerless gloves

[KatieMiddleton]

Fed up of the cuts? Fed up of the mislead bigotry? This is your sanctuary. Unwind. Vent. Pop over to the frothers thread if you feel like getting organised and doing some proactive stuff or just chill out with a cup of builders tea in a polystyrene cup.

Welcome.

Arse!

RUM!

hello Peachy, nice to see you. Would you like a with your meds and chicken? (booze is meds too in my house).

I have a very elite arse, I'll have you know.

starting on the gin soon here

My arse BTW is only elite due it's unmatched size

And a brazier is a variant of chicken burger they flog in KFC.

CA-Moron ahead in polls coz he shoves IDS and his simialrly awful colleagues in front of camera so people forget that the source of all evil is the shiny one and his horrible side elf osborne

Blimey actual people talking to me lmao, normally I get ignored by the dim now, am scary after all- have facts and reason.

nice to see you guys. And a sensible thread. May have to be baileys her later as DH out and ewhilst I am not allowed milk (sshhhhh) tis all we have in

Seriously, I'm starting to feel embarrassed for 'em

Just realised can't have wine tonight as I'm going to the National TV Awards tomorrow. That's a bit weird isn't it? Why am I going to that then?

What were you on Shirl?

Are you nominated, Shirl?

I'm up for best drama

Crimewatch or summat?

Yes, why?

Ooohhhh.

Have fun Shirl. If the one who played Becki in Corrie doesn;t win something, swear a bit for me? ta

I don't even watch TV. lies

Mum won two tickets at work. She's all fizzy and excited. I just keep thinking "I am going to be SO BORED"

Will I be bored do you think?

Doctor Who, Downton, Merlin or Waterloo Road... intriguing

You should be OK, most people in TV are normal.

Dh was offered a Bollywood contract recently (technicals), can't go becuase of boy's SN but still.... wow.....

Well judging by the woman I saw on the tube the year before last who was obviously very much "morning after the night before" at 2.30pm in the afternoon I think you'll have a great time.

I think she said National TV awards but may have been BAFTAs or something else. She was talking loudly on her phone about wherever it was but I couldn't really hear because I loudly tutting at the state of her smeared mascara, shoes in handbag, wonky hair do and crumpled dress and being oh so very jealous!

Oh bugger! I even looked that up! And got excited because I used to want to do tech in TV production.

I do hope you are going to wear a glitzy dress and get in the way of all the "paps" Shirley.
Swan around like you are important and they are bound to believe it.

(Although I did drop the Bollywood module from my degree due to A) it being useless in anything I wanted to do and B) if you shoved me in front of a TV showing anything at 9am on a Monday morning I will sleep, guaranteed! Did a self led module on the cult of the Boddhisattva instead. So much mroe useful.......

I'm famous on Mumsnet, Mary. That's enough for me. HA!

I think I sit like at the cinema, only instead of watching a film I get to watch a load of people getting awards - only I'll be so far away they will look like little ants.

Ant Awards!

I hope Lucy Ant wins for best legs in a comedy and John Ant wins for his brilliant portrayal of an ant in Life On Earth