The "Down with this sort of thing" picket. There is a burger van and you can wear your donkey jacket and fingerless gloves

[KatieMiddleton]

Fed up of the cuts? Fed up of the mislead bigotry? This is your sanctuary. Unwind. Vent. Pop over to the frothers thread if you feel like getting organised and doing some proactive stuff or just chill out with a cup of builders tea in a polystyrene cup.

Welcome.

TYou could do a Jarvis Cocker if anyone inappropriate wins?

DS3's middle name is Jarvis, for absolutely that reason.

Shirl you have to keep your eyes open for celeb gossip. Or just make some up anyway, throw tantalising hints and ignore all requests for PMs.

as for the political stuff - via to

I doubt it will be boring, they have to do the whole thing fairly quickly or all the slebs will get drunk and rowdy.

What were you on Shirl?

well there was that brief shot of me on crimewatch....

You could play "stroke or botox" if it gets a bit dull?

I am going to take some binoculars

and look at famous mens twig and berries

oh oh oh

I have got the best film EVER.

Will have to look up name, tis Indian and has singing and dancing a la Bollywood but is EXTREMELY good. I saw it on a plane to India and laughed and wept hysterically and dh ordered it on dvd all secret for me.

Lago Rahe Munna Bhai

I am going to say nothing except watch it. It is a film of such magnificence and extremely pertinent to us too. And very funny.

You will love it. I promise.

love love bollywood films. the drama, the costumes, the storylines and then everyone dances!!!

It's got Gandhi in it even.

Love and peace as resistance. And flowers.

If anyone does get the dvd and watch it, please tell me.

'What were you on Shirl?

well there was that brief shot of me on crimewatch

FIl's mate spent the best part of a decade trying to get his daughter to ditch her horrid DH; until FIL spotted him knifing someone on crimewatch and called police on him...

Made his bloody day (important to point out victim was fine)

Ilove I like them too

Not at 9am though

Dh would have been doing lighting for them; how fab would that have been?

Oh Peachy - just so fab.

I don't suppose you could all go by some magic means...

Will watch that Hully

Love a bit of dancing me.

Yes could you all go? How wonderful would that be?

Maybe one day hully; it's a long standing offer, can take up any time in future apparently. I have a contacty runs an ASD Unit in Goa so he can be a source of advice.

coo! Peachy!

I think we'd make a great Party. Can you imagine the annual conference?!

I seem to know people everywhere LOL! Lord German who spoke on CB in HofL last night? Been here for coffee with his wife. they were fab and sorted DS3's statement for me.

Goa chap did T MA in my first PT year.

DH just done pyrotechnioc module which makes him even more employable in field; even if they did cause the university to close down and fire engines to be called LMAO. We will be testing said skills on carnival this year.

NBIWI Yes I can

Policy- drink - policy - drink - swear about Cameron - drink

Speaking of drinkingh went out witrh SixtyFootDoll 2 weeks ago, she is lovely and would make a frother were she about much now.

Ooh I love Bollywood films. They are so glamorous and cheesy yet utterly entertaining.

Forget the AGM, can you imagine a party political broadcast? it would take a months worth of Style and Beauty threads jutto decide on the outfits

She's on Twitter - she could froth there!

BIWi, the leaders would have to be elected by 'Dance-off'

Can I be the Loose Cannon who spends too much time in the bar?

I'm finding it quite interesting how many posts are NOT being deleted when some Righty Tighty Shitey has been told to fuck off . Hmmmm.

Shirl, have a great time.