A Viscous Attack #4

[Whosthetabbynow]

Here we are on the fourth instalment of crazy misspellings, misuse of words and all the other topsy-turvy attempts at literacy from the illiterate.
Post your observations. Lady’s the flaw is youre’s…

There really ought to be more public toilets!

A poster said that they would never forget what Russell Brand did to Manwell (Andrew Sachs aka Manuel)

"... starting from your noose and working out apply in circular brush strokes and blend throughly."
Ropey advice?

Don’t get hung up about it!

I used to think it didnt matter if I used snide 20p tinned toms.
Should have bought cheery toms?

Does anyone know what that was meant to say or was it a complete misunderstanding of the word ‘snide’?

I think it was meant to say shite.
That thread has many typos.

Loos women?