A Viscous Attack 🤣

[GarlicStyle]

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

We need to attract some more attenshun

I once made my own "for demonstration porpoises only" meme. It gave me joy.

I'm not sure why, but this thread is really effecting me. I need some advise

The funeral corsage follows the hearst

Did it also illicit happiness?

Oh and @Cattery, I have to say your remark about funerals is a complete none secateur

@KhaleesiLikeSundayMorning 🤣🤣🤣 I see you’ve branded my name about

Entirely. Especially since I suspect it went over the heads of most of the people I used it on.

At least you’ve got your principals

Principle boy?

At least it's not an isaw...
(yes, sad, I know - I've been keeping a list of these!)

Noone is intrested in all you're bitchin and moaning about grammer its not important people still know what we mean next youll be saying we need stupid stuff like punctuation i defiantly know that evryone reading this knows exactly what it means without needing to worry about stuff like that and it don't mean your more cleverer then me if your sad enuff to stress over it. I seen people like you befor.

(That was so hard to type! Autocorrect hated me! Don't understand how people don't get more right when Autocorrect keeps changing it?)

But it was so worth your effort, @Caaarrrl 🤣🤣

I'm almost sure I read your post at least once a week on Mumsnet (with gritted teeth). That reminds me ... fine toothcomb, anybody? Their on offer.

I will consider your offer of a fine toothcomb and revert to yourself ASAP Garlic

We will be happy to advice yourself on the benefit's of tooth combing, @HopeSpringsInfernal!

I think I can say, without fear of contraception, that Vine Tuthcombe is a village in Dorset.

Your very kind @GarlicStyle . I hope we can be discrete about this

Brilliant! 👏🏻👏🏻

@Caaarrrl You done good

Allot of good posts on here, made myself laugh abit.

If this dosent end up in Classics then someone will get there just desserts I recon.

We're defiantly doing our upmost to get this thread into Classics...

If we get into Classics I’ll be taken back

Me too. I mean it’s not like the MN content team are at our beckon call

Going to my friends hen doo

Gosh, what a grate thread. You are all SPAG roll models

I realize that not everyone is ofay with SPAG, but tbh @Caaarrrl you come across as a bit of an income poop - of course it’s impotent to write proper!