A Viscous Attack 🤣

[GarlicStyle]

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

Right on queue

Fur fox ache give it arrest!

It’s a mute point.

We should let this thread fade into Bolivian.

I've paid my Jews, so I can leave the thread now. Thou not yet.

Are we aloud to nominate for classics? i suppose there’s nothing wrong with doing that per say.

Oh dear. They sound very thick

I'm on tender hooks waiting to see if this gets into classics.

I need to think of something to say so I can declare
wallah!

I'm enjoying this thread alot

Whatever floats your goat I guess

We had a friend in Belfast who used to call the popular 1980s perfume “Anus anus” 😂

I was wandering about that too

I think we all need to be weary in case the thread is deleted

Ooh the weary / wary mix up
really annoys me for
some reason! They have such different meanings but are used interchangeably

They are. All the time. Infuriating isn’t it.

Heard someone in Tesco earlier announce they had bought some Jammie Dodgems

If you are weary you are likely too tired to be wary!

You may have to tow the line

A new one for me, on the local Facebook page is "It's a isore".

This is in response to complaints about something looking messy.

Dear Lord. Still, keeps us amused

Of course, you can get an iPad, an iPhone... I wouldn't raise an iBrow if they came out with the iSore

Oh, that could be the reason. 🤣

iDespair.

Despare, surely?

This thread is a real suppository of information