I shall call him Shiney and he shall be mine and he shall be my Shiney. Come on, little Shiney. [stung by jellyfish] Ow! Bad Shiney, bad Shiney!

[mittz]

Hello.

I am Mittz.

Today, I am mostly eating....Granola...

Have the date of the MN meet noted, but not sure as I'll be mostly jobless by then and money is already tight. Will decide closer to the time, I can always stay with the in-laws (I am not confused, but that is the face that best represents how I feel about staying with the in-laws)

Yank, I am thinking of going, can put you up for the night if you decide to go.

Yank, he has been like a sex monster all week (definitely don't have to keep quiet), I am really not sure where all this has come from but I like it!!

Is it your pond though Fanny? If so, then no one would see you...

Ah cheers Fanny, I appreciate that!

MrCock has sadly been diagnosed with Excessive Daytime Sleepiness (which I could have told you), very most likely from Sleep Apnoea. He's having a sleep study done soon for the official diagnosis, and then might have one of those C-pap machines to blow air at him so he breathes properly.

I got to go along to the clinic to fill in questionnaires about him and do my impression of him snoring. I am an ace actress.

at 'sex monster'

lucky you bella, poor DH can't stay awake in the daytime, never mind after the baby is in bed and we've got nookie time. Nevermind, we'll get him sorted out soon.

Am thinking I might just pop a bit of my new lip gloss on before we go to bed, it makes the lips tingle and plumps them up, wonder if it would have the same effect on his nether regions? , just might surprise him eh? . Am sure MrCock will be right as rain soon.

Is that the stuff that has stinging nettles in it? Eeeek, not sure of the effect it could have on manparts!

I don't know what it has got in it, all I do know is I tried some on about an hour ago and my lips are still tingling . Have just read the box and it has loads of stuff in it, but it is all gobblydook.

I'm sure a lady at the airport tried to sell me something that 'plumped up the lips'. I said 'how does it do that then?' and she said it was stinging nettles. I go through enough pain for beauty, thank you. Well, not anymore, I've given up waxing--costs too much to be professionally defuzzed.

it is this one. It possibly is stinging nettles

Is this at the school? Did you ever get it sorted with the HT?

Shiney, are you fed up because of your gramps? or is it a culmination of things.... like work and things?

Hi Shiney! Have really missed you lot. Had my hair cut yesterday and realised the last time I had it done was the day we went out in Manc. That must mean it is time to colour it as well.

What's going on with your job?

Good for you Shiney. Bummer about not being able to take Ted, hope he has a good day.

Shiney, if you want to chat during the week, you know I am always here.

If you want a break at all you can always come and stay aswell.

Shiney, that sucks. Very sorry to hear about your grandfather as well, I've only just caught up on some of the news.

Would it cheer you to hear of the gaff I made this evening? MrCock is growing a beard. I kissed him and exclaimed excitedly 'ooh, it's like kissing a completely different person!'

Twat.

Hello Yank glad your wrist is feeling better

i have just cried my eyes out watching the pursuit of happiness

Shiney - hope tomorrow isnt too bad.

Your goof made me smile yank. missed you and your lovely craziness and full of lifeposts. Its good to have you back. Hope its not a fleeting visit.

I am watching hero. its an interesting plot, amazing special affects.

have a good day tomo.

The Pursuit Of Happyness? The Pursuit Of Bloody Misery more like. I hated that film.

We got half way through it in DVD never watched the second half.

You were wise. The only happy bit is about forty-five seconds at the end, and by that point it's too late because you've opened a vein at the sheer shitty abyss of despair that his life is.