I shall call him Shiney and he shall be mine and he shall be my Shiney. Come on, little Shiney. [stung by jellyfish] Ow! Bad Shiney, bad Shiney!

[mittz]

Hello.

I am Mittz.

Today, I am mostly eating....Granola...

hows little Terry doing Alice?

midges not good lizzy, those little bastards always go for my ankles

Hope today goes well Shiney, will be thinking of you x

im in work

Alice, you are a wonder woman!!!

How is your gorgeous little boy?

Am in awe of you.

And if Trills sees that, I am actually scratching, not pretending!!!

Hope the funeral goes okay Shiney - will you be catching up with a lot of relatives who you rarely see?

Ummm...Aloe Vera stuff Lizzy? Pile cream? Tooth paste A concealer.. cover them in brown eueliner to look like freckles? Anything that might reduce the midge bites and don't scratch them!! [tough Mummy emoticon]

Sorry about Family issooes... you know where we are if you want a rant xx

Alice.. How are you sweetheart?

I have that weird feeling when you feel something is going to happen but can't remember what. I have cancelled everything from haircuts to counselling because I am too busy and the house is a slovenly pit.

It is the anniversary of an accident that I was in and despite the fact that I try to think of it as just another day I always feel weird.
My brain is in over drive.....

LIZZY...DON'T SCRATCH THE BITES.. IT WILL MAKE THEM WORSE... GET SOME LANACANE OR TEA TREE OIL OR SOMETHING

No scratching Lizzy! Real or virtual! Do not touch them at all.

But they itch

Soooo much.

Will they go by tomorrow????

They will, won't they???

Please say they will? Am off to the chemists later to get tea tree, aloe vera, bloody anything to get rid of em.

Bastard Midges

The less you touch them the better they will look tomorrow.

mittz hope today is not too sad for you r.e the aniversary

i think work is going to be a lazy one today, catching up on emails and trying to remember where i was up to before i went off on hols

Norma your dd looks adorable in her school uniform, good luck for today

the finnster has one of those schools bags to match his uniform and has insisted on taking it to school...empty!

Not sad Vinny thank you.... just weird.

at the Finnster aww...

You are all so naughty! DEM you are amazing and super talented, the quilt is gorgeous. Norma the card is fab and will go in his photo album. Thank you so much, and i will actually hug all of you

Big hugs Alice!!!!

Glad you like it

Isn't it becautiful? DEM is amazing.

My message was going to read 'Un-MNish hugs' then I remembered that MN is a secret.

Oh Alice glad you like it, isnt DEM brill? and Norma, super talented

Sooo pleased that you got it and love it.
DEM was so worried yesterday, her and Norma are such clever things aren't they?

Hope that gorgeous boy baby enjoys it

Oh Alice....so so pleased for you and DEM, it must have been a heart in mouth moment for her.... much deserved for you and yours and the delicious F xx

And a big thanks to DEM for putting all our thoughts and best wishes into such a gorgeous gift.. you are not just talented but so generous with your time xx

Yay for the blanket!! DEM is just fantastic

Stop itching those bites Lizzy!!

DS2 is fishing with his grandad and he keeps sending me random txts saying "nothing", "having lunch with coke" and "wuu2". With the last one, I have sat here for 10 mins trying to understand what it means... then it clicked - "what are you up to"!

Lizzy have you tried anthastan (sp) for it. its an antihistamine cream that reduces redness and swelling and itchyness of bites really quickly.

bibi confused me yesterday and i still have no idea what it means i am getting to old for teen talk.

Hurrah for the talented msMD! I love that quilt, it's beautiful, isn't it?

Hope today goes as well as it can Shiney- thinking of you x

I'm posting and running (hich is the norm for me at the moment)

Just wanted to say I'm not around because I am like a little rain cloud at the moment spreading misery wherever I go and so I have resitricted myself socially so as not to become a total bore!!!

Still no tax credits etc yawn bored of this now.

Diet, what diet?

Shiney I hope today passes peacefully and without too many akward silent moments.

You asked the other day on FB what was up re my ouch pain go away comment - well my contraceptive implant is set to run out next week (oh and joy of joys the dr can't see me until 23rd September) and my body has decided to give me 3 years worth of PMT in one go.

So I have been very ouchy and DP has mostly cowered in a corner.

Bella you are amazing, thank you again for the card.

Alice so so glad the blanket made it to you. Some people are just uber talented and we have a fair few of them on this thread.

DD1 went back to school today, DD2 goes to pre school on Tuesday and DS begins reception on the 15th I believe. Thank Christ for that

Sorry for everything I have missed, once the fog clears I shall be back and requesting a full update so I hope someone is keeping notes!!

The little rain cloud is signing off for now, when I return I shall bring sunshine. xx

Oh, I'm down wid da kids if you want anything translating Bella . Winds his Dad up though.

OMG can I have a gripe about my period pains... they are like labour... owowowowowow!!