Oh no at your poo fail NH, that sounds like something I'd do!
And the flapping at the bee although I do love them.
I can get 4 hrs out of the Charlie Banana's if I use both inserts. Handy if going on a long car journey or for the childminder. Good if you get them at offer price. They have a bra strap style leg adjustment so you can get a good fit there. They are BTP pockets.
I quite like the Mio Solo. DD has a long body and slightly chubby thighs so they suit her. FYP have good reviews on night time use with a Mio Boost. Have to say I'm a bit sceptical but I'm going to give it a try.
My favourite pocket at the moment is Little Lamb. They're sized. I ran out of wraps so I had up resort to using that last night. It was amazing. I put a LL bamboo booster either side if the insert and it lasted all night and DD had a very dry bottom in the morning. Best of all her nasty rash has almost gone!
Just a shame that the sites with a good discount have sold out of size 2 but if anyone's interested Fluff Heaven have them for £7 each in size 1.