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The Lazy SAHM Sofa - come and have a coffee and a slice of homemade cake if your children are at school.

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SoupDragon · 19/05/2005 15:35

Lemon syrup cake or banana bread? Shorbread biscuits? Darjeeling? Earl Grey? Tescos value teabags? Tall skinny decaf latte with cinnamon?

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SoupDragon · 19/05/2005 15:35

Just don't squish my freshly plumped up cushions or crumple the antimacassars.

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PollyFiller · 19/05/2005 15:35

Look, it's 3.36 p.m. Go and collect the poor little things, you callous monster.

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SoupDragon · 19/05/2005 15:37

B*gger off.

I put them in the after school club to give me more time to sit on my lazy fat ar$e doing nothing.

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Brie · 19/05/2005 15:38

Keeping a beautiful home really is so rewarding if you would only try it.

Brie · 19/05/2005 15:38

Sorry I should be in the cheese section

PollyFiller · 19/05/2005 15:38

Tell you what, I can smell the freshly baked scones and the Cardinal Red polish from here.

Fio2 · 19/05/2005 15:39

a slice of victoria sponge for me please

almostanangel · 19/05/2005 15:40

nice antimacassars. soupdragon ,,are they shabby chic? ooh carrot cake and a darjeling please i lump!

Fio2 · 19/05/2005 15:40

psssssssssssssst

how about a glass of that rose i have cooling in the fridge oh and we must look for those 'perfect' shoes in fenwicks

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SoupDragon · 19/05/2005 15:41

"You do the shake and vac and put the freshness back!" Excuse me whilst I hoover round you, ladies, AAA has got cake crumbs on the shagpile.

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SoupDragon · 19/05/2005 15:42

And Fio2 is apparently psssssssssst. I've got the most delightful bucket from John Lewis in case you feel queasy, dear.

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Fio2 · 19/05/2005 15:45

oh the bucket is delightful, more cake please. Did anyone watch trisha this morning?

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SoupDragon · 19/05/2005 15:46

Watch Trisha? Are you maaad? I was dusting the bric-a-brac.

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ambrosia · 19/05/2005 15:48

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Fio2 · 19/05/2005 15:48

oh it was a who is the daddy episode

almostanangel · 19/05/2005 15:50

allow me soupdragon! wheres your henry? oh sorry you have a new dyson. more tea?

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SoupDragon · 19/05/2005 16:07

Oooh no, filter coffee for me.

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Fio2 · 19/05/2005 16:10

do you keep it in the fridge? is it fair trade?

lima · 19/05/2005 16:10

may I join you ladies - I have several hours to waste now that dh is bringing home a takeaway and I don't have to cook a nutritious organic meal.

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SoupDragon · 19/05/2005 16:12

Oh yes. It's in the "drink's fridge" and it's Cafe Direct medium roast.

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SoupDragon · 19/05/2005 16:12

Scone, Lima?

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Fio2 · 19/05/2005 16:13

We are having McDonalds too lima

Lonelymum · 19/05/2005 16:13

May I join in too? My children are home from school now but they are arguing fit to burst. I am sure they can look after themselves for half an hour or so.

lima · 19/05/2005 16:13

yes please Soup - I will have to go to the gym tomorrow though to work the calories off

WigWamBam · 19/05/2005 16:14

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