The Lazy SAHM Sofa - come and have a coffee and a slice of homemade cake if your children are at school.

[SoupDragon]

Lemon syrup cake or banana bread? Shorbread biscuits? Darjeeling? Earl Grey? Tescos value teabags? Tall skinny decaf latte with cinnamon?

as an aside though: wtf is a tall wet latte??

Fio - we're having a curry, so will have to get off my ar$e and cook something for the kids in half and hour

Ah, not a Starbucks fan then, Soupy?

It's tall, it's wet and it's a latte. Next question?

not the rice?

Flipping heck, I thought us SAHMs were supposed to spend half our lives in Starbucks, how could you not know that?

hmmmmm rice and naan - a little lacking in the veg and protein dept maybe

But most of the time we lounge around in our pjs WWB so of course we don't get out to Starbucks.

lima what about the cucumber salad

and you can suck the curry sauce off the chicken before you give it to them

gosh this is just like a SAHM get together, isnt it

There's always that to it, lonelymum. But if I have to get out of bed on a Friday morning to take dd to nursery then it's easier to slob at Starbucks than at home - after all, I'm far too lazy to shift my fat arse and put the kettle on.

I think Cafe Nero have a different terminology. I don't know - I only ever order a medium filter coffee because I'd feel like a tw*t asking for anythign else

You need a kettle and small fridge near your sofa WWB. Anything else is just bad planning. A chamber pot is useful too.

Good tips Fio - am going to have to cook for the ds's though as dh won't be home til around 7.30 and I hope to have the kids fed, bathed and ready for bed by then.

Couldn't add to the other thread as it made me to I need sugar. And chocolate. In fact I'll have all the choc. hobnobs and a slice of cake please. And just a glass of water please...my foetus won't touch caffine

My fat arse lounges in my glider chair, it tilts, so it's much easier to lever my v. dull, over-educated self out of.

More chocolate please.