The Lazy SAHM Sofa - come and have a coffee and a slice of homemade cake if your children are at school.

[SoupDragon]

Lemon syrup cake or banana bread? Shorbread biscuits? Darjeeling? Earl Grey? Tescos value teabags? Tall skinny decaf latte with cinnamon?

PMSL at "suck the curry off the chicken"

that is priceless

oh come on i am not the only one to ever do this surely?

I think you should deep fry the twizzlers Fio

Please could someone arrange for my 8 month old and 2.5 yr old to start school in Sept with ds1?

I can't wait till 2008 when I can join you all!!

coffee and cake?

Sod that, I've parked my backside in my lazyboy armchair and taken out a cold budweiser from it's integral fridge.

The kids wanted to play in the garden - I said it was pouring with rain, but they insisted.

b*gger. I told DS2 an hour or so ago that we could play a particular game if he tidied up. Ha ha! I thought, he'll never do that. He's actually done it and I have to go and play the game. Bah!

and mine are playing tumbling monkeys together in harmony, wonder how long thsat will last

typical you are all napping arent you

blimey - had to get off my ar$e and sort the kids out for a while. Pass me a beer - it will go nicely with the curry when it arrives

have to get off my arse in a bit to go visit the school we are palming my eldest son off to in September - how exciting

blimey - I need a lie down on the sofa now - am wilting under Fairymum's attack on the 'other' thread

I've got a tape of 24 hours worth of soaps to put on the TV now. We can watch them whilst eating the cake.

i am dim though

ooh good - I haven't watched Eastenders since I had kids......coincides with bath/bed time

I'd love to but I can't. I have a new type of washing-up liquid to try out. It's sooooo exciting.

Can I come and have a laze - I've had a really idle day today, not really done anything, just wandered round the woods, gone to gymnastics, had lunch at friends house, so we could discuss intrigues of our husbands, then, shock horror, left ds there and put dd to bed. Feeling a bit guilty cos I didn't run down to our local soup kitchen to hand out a few cups of soup while dd was sleeping, didn't even clean the house, just lazed around, till it was time for teaching. I'm feeling SO refreshed at the end of my day, think I'll reach for the chocolate cake and gin.

FIO you are a blinding white light daarling!

Oh, DO tell?!

I so need a new washing up liquid.

Method Green Tea is delish, do you have it over there?

am gonna have to heave myself away again and go and bath the kids - by the time I've finished my takeaway should be here....

A SAHM's work is never done

Ot's called SAHM Summer Fresh. It's scented with bitterness, resentment, financial insecurity, laziness and thwarted ambition, apparently.

I hear they make a nice green washing up liquid for WOTHMs - it's called ENVY

pmsl