The Lazy SAHM Sofa - come and have a coffee and a slice of homemade cake if your children are at school.

[SoupDragon]

Lemon syrup cake or banana bread? Shorbread biscuits? Darjeeling? Earl Grey? Tescos value teabags? Tall skinny decaf latte with cinnamon?

I'm trying to refrain from using the phrase "head so far up your own ar$e you can see your tonsils"

-really must go now

me too.

who, me, Soupy??

I'll take that as a yes, then.

I thought Soupy was talking about the lazy fat arsed SAHMs thread?

Oh, maybe wwb. Am unusually hyper-sensitive because I think I have been unwittingly pissing people off left, right and centre on MN today!

Ooooh, where?

LOL! Oh, there was lots of name-changing to do with suzywong on another thread earlier today and it all got a bit tetchy. Anyway I am a bit worried that people thought it was me being norty - it wasn't! So am feeling a bit tense - hopefully unecessarily

Oooh, no one here, Snafu and definitely not you! I had to go and do some "parenting" and only just back.

Definitely certain, er, winged creatured on LFASAHM thread.

[wipes paranoid sweat from brow emoticon]

Although having said that...

[can't we have a stamp-on-Soupy's-tail emoticon?]

Can we have a [prods snafu with a pointy stick to make her jump] icon?

Or how about a [I'm just going over to another thread to shove some emoticons where the sun isn't shining} emoticon?

I've found a love picture of a toilet I'm thinking of linking to here. It seemed kind of appropriate.