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Words to a song DS sings - can anyone help? "da da daaaa da da da daaaaa"

Well, we have SO much money to spare we thought to hell with the expense, let's get it done properly. They pierced his nose whilst he was under the anaesthetic actually.

POEM TO TAKE AWAY ALL CARES AND PRACTICAL CONSIDERATIONS FACING PARENTS OF SN KIDS. PLEASE READ.

oh good idea soup, why not? does he have any tatoos?

Brings to mind a thread title, Spacecadet. "376 stitches - how long should DH and I wait to resume our sex life and should it really be this painful to sit down?"

snort!!!!!!

He has a burberry square on his left buttock. Oh,

Oh, I'm so pleased that I'm not sure how to spell burberry!!

WAS THAT AIMED AT ME BLU????????????????

I DONT FIND IT FUNNY

soupdragon, and when will you ever stop walking like john wayne?

oh v tasteful soup!

please can someone tell me how to make home-made chicken nuggets?

er..no! happymerryberries

This made me cry...(a poem for parents who have flounced)

SHOCK, HORROR mn soupie is centre fold of Cross Stitch Monthly (April ed), husband in state of shock!!!!!

Homemade gerbil nuggets - preferably organic. Recipes?

aside: anyone else having problems reading thread titles on active convos without grinning?

oh thank you for this, hilarious! I didn't think it could get any funnier

and wanting to respond with a flip reply?

everyone im looking at now mud is making me giggle!

sorry but fgs - gerbils don't live long anyway

although its last post could have been on mumsnet:

"to those who laughed at me, just to let you know I'll be topping myself now...."

The one I'm really struggling with is "what shall I buy at Tescos this week"

"what shall I not buy at Tesco's this week? Help me make that list"