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Food: You Bought A Gerbil in Pasta from the Supermarket? Why Not Make Your Own?

oh yes flum, on the bottom by the barcode

PMSL, have been in a meeting so just caught up.

Now c'mon everyone let's talk about me again!

A bloke who works for me has no front teeth (I've worked in the same building as him for nearly a decade and never noticed before)

I'm thinking of having my gerbil circumcised

hmb, you'll be lynched on here, you know

because you are an idiot

are you the only idiot in the village?

why does it always have to be about you?

oh hmb, animal cruelty, gerbils and circumcision all in one sentance - wonderful! You are my idol!

Don't forget to get its ears pierced HMB

Where oh where can I find a nice warm pair of driving gloves?

"used" or new? Remember we now know what men do in cars

I grow my own organic gerbils and use them to make lovely homecooked food but my children won't eat it?

flum, lakeland have them with matching thongs

Of course I'm the only one?!

flum - stick your hands up two gerbils ar*ses

Gina Ford left my gerbil alone to cry itself to sleep

Naughty children - shall i start a gerbil jar?

this will all end in tears..

Or tip a jug of gerbils over them when it all gets too much

Joolstoo. exactly the answer I was expecting.

twiglett started a great thread this morning here

always happy to oblige

OK I'll be self depreciating now...

Why don't parents realise how hard their gerbil's teachers work????

Fio !

this thread is hilarious! thought youd like to know, wiped blood off keyboard and am able to type well with my good hand!!(not a thread title)