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[Berrie]

Over here! (Berrie waves)

Don't know who you are talking about

Just watched 1st episode of new Lost...interested Oggs?

Here Berrie
I watched Lost last night. I've been chatting about it on another thread.

For Oggs

Lyra, can I see the house photies please??

I'll email them to you.
I want to see pics of your mansion, especially the ironing room.

Do you want to see it all tidy or the hideous truth that is the real ironing room??

I've emailed you.
It's not usually that tidy.

Ooh lovely. Are you going to go for it then?

Well we've had viewings (another tomorrow morning - oh joy) so buying depends on selling. It would be nice to be detached with two noisy boys. And I wouldn't have to use the chamber pot I've just bought on eBay.

I actually thought I had imagined the talk of chamber pots in a wine/cocktail induced haze

No, it's sitting under the bed, as yet unused.

It's quite shocking how little house you get for your money round these parts.

then of course you must christen the chamber pot at once for it will become redundant when you get your fancy upstairs bathroom

I dont think you will have a problem getting the asking price for yours - it looks immaculate.

It looks immaculate in the pictures...

Ooh. What lovely images to wake up to ... isn't he just ..................... ........

Berrie, would be very interested, thankyou . What do you think of Jakey?

Fingers crossed for the viewing Lyra.

Wow! What a photo! And now I'm under house arrest until DS stops with the 'chickenspots' - what are the Must See JakeyG films then? I haven't even seen Brokeback, so I've got a lot of catching up to do.
The boss also announced she's preggers yesterday, so has also ordered me to stay away as she's never had chickenpox. Grrrrr.

Mmmm yes I'd give him one!
Come on Binkle...I wanna see the ironing room!

Talking of giving someone one, I got really really drunk last night watching Lost and today is my magic morning for doing school work while kids are at Playschool (I take on 5 more children this week and have loads of planning to get done before tomorrow) Anyway, I have a stinking hangover...

So what are you going to do today Zeb? I'd like to see a picture of no floor please!

I am taking mum to her consultant appointment this morn but I will take a few pictures of my 'mansion' with ironing room later on...I have decided not to tidy it - but to expose the real me - I hope you wont think anything less of me when my shameful slatternliness is unveilied

Zeb, must see Jakey includes:

Donnie Darko
Day After Tomorrow (cheese-fest but he looks really sexy nonetheless)
Brokeback Mountain
The Good Girl
Zodiac
and Proof (fast forward to Jakey nakedness then switch off )

I'll be off down the video shop later!

Today, I will mostly be tidying, in between 'working' from home. I'd send you a photo of the current state of my kitchen, but I fear 'elf 'n' safety would be along to take DS into care before you could say bleach! But please do send me photos of the spotless houseproud homes you all have

And DH spent last night congratulating himself on his wonderful parenting skills and wondering what all the fuss was about, having spent one day looking after DS, which involved, as far as I can tell, feeding him biscuits, dumping him in the land rover or in front of Fireman Sam, playing with calves (yes, finally!) and ignoring a filthy nappy for at least 2 hours until I got home. DS finally got dinner at 6.30pm last night. Whilst leaving kitchen in aforementioned filthy state I know he was trying to wind me up, but what a tosser!

I think your Dh needs a kick up the arse ...no offence!

Can't wait to see Binkle Towers!

Don't know that I can bring myself to show you my place...

Kick up the arse is the least of it