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ATTENTION PLEASE! ! ! ! ! [SMILE]

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EvesMama · 25/10/2004 21:07

BAR OPEN!!! COME AWAY FROM THAT NASTY/UNFUNNY THREAD AND OPEN YOUR HEART IN HEAR, WE SERVE BOTH NON AND ALCAHOLIC DRINKS AND HAVE FREE BUFFET LAYED ON

WELCOME [SMILE] [SMILE] [SMILE]

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fairyfly · 25/10/2004 22:49

Thanks, yep they are

jampot · 25/10/2004 22:50

the gym story of course SP

fairyfly · 25/10/2004 22:51

I hope no one thinks you mean my court case

jampot · 25/10/2004 22:52

didn't even think of that FF.....

fairyfly · 25/10/2004 22:53

no don't its funny

sykes · 25/10/2004 22:53

Hello, FF and anyone else still around. Having a beer and going to bed. My hangover lasted until Friday, FF, and the sodding plane was delayed by two hours. Have found your silver pot - a lipstick? Shall I post it?

SenoraPostrophe · 25/10/2004 22:53

what gym story?

(sorry, been really busy lately)

fairyfly · 25/10/2004 22:54

hi sykes, yes well mine lasted as i haven't actually stopped drinking, poost it if you can be bothered.

jampot · 25/10/2004 22:55

And I quote "Just walked into the gym for my induction. As soon as i saw the fitness instructer i knew things would be awkward. Tried to pick my tongue up off the floor. He went round the gym using every machine and pointed to parts of his body showing me which muscles he was using.it was just all too much. I stopped eye contact, blushed,didn't ask questions and basically acted like a dickhead.
He then asked me if i had ever had a three way.
To which i replied what do you mean have i ever had a three way
He said no have you ever had free weights.
He then stopped looking at me and blushed.
I'm starting to think there is something wrong with me, i can't even talk to men anymore without getting sexually frustrated. Help. "

sykes · 25/10/2004 22:56

Maybe that's what I should have done - not stopped drinking. You'll need to send me your address - sorry have lost it.

fairyfly · 25/10/2004 22:58

i'll email it you, are you alright though, everything good?

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EvesMama · 25/10/2004 22:58

lol jampot.sounds like something i would do....
definatly a bj moment!

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jampot · 25/10/2004 23:00

well we have to convince her to send it in and then look out for her at the premiere

SenoraPostrophe · 25/10/2004 23:02

ROFL at the bj moment.

FF do send it in! - it should win.

moomina · 25/10/2004 23:02

Definitely send it FF - it's very BJ-ish.

sykes · 25/10/2004 23:04

Yes, thanks, FF, are you back at college? Just realised I need to get my arse in gear re a job. If there are any around.

acer · 25/10/2004 23:04

ahhh found you, thank you jampot, still have no idea whats going on....

fairyfly · 25/10/2004 23:05

what send that actual bit, the only thing that will happen is will get printed in my loacal paper he will read it and i will be embarassed then, although it would be a very good first date

Original poster
EvesMama · 25/10/2004 23:05

im off to bed girls...night.
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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jampot · 25/10/2004 23:06

oh please FF - it wont get printed honest

jampot · 25/10/2004 23:06

Night EM

sykes · 25/10/2004 23:07

Why didn't you take me to the gym???

fairyfly · 25/10/2004 23:07

No college, half term, done nothing either, need to get myself sorted again. Good luck re job x x x

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EvesMama · 25/10/2004 23:07

but forgot to mention......
bar staying open, and hot men on tap along with drinks

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fairyfly · 25/10/2004 23:08

because we were pissed sykes and god knows what would have happened then. I will have a look at the comp properly tomorrow but thanks very much for the tip off Jampot

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