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ATTENTION PLEASE! ! ! ! ! [SMILE]

198 replies

EvesMama · 25/10/2004 21:07

BAR OPEN!!! COME AWAY FROM THAT NASTY/UNFUNNY THREAD AND OPEN YOUR HEART IN HEAR, WE SERVE BOTH NON AND ALCAHOLIC DRINKS AND HAVE FREE BUFFET LAYED ON

WELCOME [SMILE] [SMILE] [SMILE]

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childmindersam · 25/10/2004 21:08

HOORAH been waiting for the bar to open! have me usual please and am gonna be in the corner stuffing me face with free buffet

JoolsToo · 25/10/2004 21:09

give me Slow comfortable screw please EM after 'listening' to all that ranting - I need one badly

wobblyknicks · 25/10/2004 21:09

Excellent - seeing as I don't have to serve (what a change!!) I'll have a pint of voddie and coke, some cocktail sausages and mini pizzas please!!

AuntyQuated · 25/10/2004 21:09

have one for me.
i'm off to watch Corrie

cheers

EvesMama · 25/10/2004 21:10

there you are girls a pint of each!!
chocolate cake just coming out of oven, who wants one?? cream or ice cream?? or choccy sauce!!!

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wobblyknicks · 25/10/2004 21:11

OOOOOOOH - cake with ice cream and choccy sauce please!!!!

EvesMama · 25/10/2004 21:12

there you are hun, heres your full choccy cake and a ladle!

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wobblyknicks · 25/10/2004 21:13

BLISS!!!!

childmindersam · 25/10/2004 21:13

erm actually can i just have an OJ and a nice healthy salad please im not really a drinker or a unhealthy eater

clairabelle · 25/10/2004 21:14

Aghhhhhh! I don't think I have ever read a more imflammatory post! Large G&T please!

clairabelle · 25/10/2004 21:15

Not the ones in here obviously!

KBear · 25/10/2004 21:15

Hello - make mine a Del-Boy cocktail please and a plate of your finest buffet snacks!

wobblyknicks · 25/10/2004 21:15

that's it sam - make the rest of us feel like alcholic gluttons!!!

childmindersam · 25/10/2004 21:16

hehe, my job here is done!

ok then had my minute of being an angel now pass the pitcher of sex on the beach and a huge slice of that cake!!!!!

coppertop · 25/10/2004 21:17

I thought I heard the call of chocolate cake.

EvesMama · 25/10/2004 21:17

dont believe that sam??? are you fibbing or should i knock you up a pasta salad???

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sportyspice · 25/10/2004 21:17

Normally go for a lager or a vino but tonight fancy a champagne along with some smoked salmon canapes (moving up in the world) Oh my goodness just occurred to me......i do hope this is a free bar!!!

EvesMama · 25/10/2004 21:17

you little fibber! you only get half a choccy cake then! ...oh ok heres the other half!

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marthamoo · 25/10/2004 21:18

Oh what have I missed now?

EvesMama · 25/10/2004 21:19

it certainly if a free bar hun, what ever your tipple, whatever your taste bud...its here and its yours! your wish is my command!

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coppertop · 25/10/2004 21:21

Can I be a piggy and have an ice cold beer, chocolate cake with vanilla ice-cream, and some of those little sausage rolls?

EvesMama · 25/10/2004 21:21

whats the best food youve ever had on holiday?
ill fly there now and pick it up!
me.... got to be a double decker burger(easilly pleaased!) from the alexdra hotel in zante, lagana! mmmmm

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WigWamBam · 25/10/2004 21:22

Oh, thank heavens! Anything to keep me away from that nasty little thread!

Can I have the largest, most alcoholic substance you have, please?

EvesMama · 25/10/2004 21:22

here you go coppertop, will bring the lager pump over so you dont have to get up! and heres your own bakery to sit by your table making freshly made sossy rolls!

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EvesMama · 25/10/2004 21:24

wigwambam.....a tot from every optic with a dash of choccy sauce!

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