ATTENTION PLEASE! ! ! ! ! [SMILE]

[EvesMama]

BAR OPEN!!! COME AWAY FROM THAT NASTY/UNFUNNY THREAD AND OPEN YOUR HEART IN HEAR, WE SERVE BOTH NON AND ALCAHOLIC DRINKS AND HAVE FREE BUFFET LAYED ON

WELCOME [SMILE] [SMILE] [SMILE]

Mmmmmmm - sheer heaven!

snowball with a kentucky bucket on the side m'lady??????????

Thanks, EM. This is what I call real service.

evesmama - do you want to buy the bar franchise? You can open up every night instead of me - YAY!!!

Umm that cold champagne is lovely can i have some more please along with a big fat chunk of christmas cake? I know it's early but it really is my most favourite cake and i do hope there is some with all the marzipan and icing YUM YUM

You could go into partnership together, WK. You could call yourselves "Mama Wobblyknicks".

christmas cake just freshly iced with extra marzipan and icing says 'just for jellyhead'
enjoy babe!

lol!!!!!!! ha ha Mama wobblyknicks !!!!
thats it, thats my niche in life!
although, i think its my bum that wobbles not my knicks!!!!{smile]

LOL

My bum's probably enough to cause a tidal wave or two.

right girls...getting a little busy now..am sending your fantasy men over as one to one waiter service, shout your orders and ill get them to 'deliver'
tsk tsk!

Oh found it! Posted, now going to go and have a lie down I think. Aaaargh! I knew it had been too quiet and friendly on here for..ooh at least a week

Can I smell cake?

Coppertop - mine too. But I still fancy some of that cake I can see over there ...

And if that gorgeous cake is being delivered by a gorgeous young mayaaaan then I'll have another piece please (of cake!).

And we now have a new Queen for the thread killer thread (tho not a thread killing queen becuase that's me). Childmindersam shall hereby be known as Queen Mad - she doesn't fancy Hugh Jackman!!!!

marthamoo, take a bottle of bubbly with you and a big fat choccy cake, skate yeas whats your favourite, ill have one cooked and wigwam bam, send you man servant! he's there to tend to your every need! ...no smut now girls lol

Forget the cake, I'll just have the gorgeous young mayyyyaaaaan

HOORAY FOR ME!

now im off to do some bd with me dh, ttc no2.

wish me luck!

now you can all curtsy to your queen!!!!!

Have fun, Queen CMS!

we'll all be cheering you on!!!
no pressure on him then!!ha ha

evening. haribo makes things better lol

Carrot cake please!

Are you all p*ed? I hate to admit this in the bar but I've got a horlicks and some malted milk biscuits