I have just done the most horrendeous thing in the world!

[lisalisa]

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Have just woken my 12 day old daughter with my snorting and sniggering at this thread, so must dash and rescue her from her prison (otherwise known as the moses basket)

But just wanted to say a huge thank-you to lisalisa and everyone else! Just think, lisa could have kept quiet and we would never have known.... Lisa you really are a very special person!

lisalisa, at least it's the weekend. No school for a couple of days. Maybe you could get a memory zapping thingy (like on Men in Black) and do the whole school? No one will ever know.........

brilliant, so funny had to read your posts out to dh. as for mrs "we put all our dirty laundry straight in the machine", well I hope one of her dc's puts a red sock in with her white egytian cotton beadspreads!

"those nicks you see they belong to the boy"

fantastic line

This is a good find - most mumsnet threads I have seen are full of humourless, prissy killjoys; thanks for the laughs, Lisalisa

Good one LisaLisa. There for the grace of God...It will be forgotton by Monday. Have laughed until I cried my mascara away and now missed a deadline. B**r!

LOL!!

And just read the link to Katwilko - shame someone else was trolling on HER thread! And what a poor taste thread it was too!

Nice to know you reap what you sow.

I bought a very firm breast feeding cushion, recommended to me by a breast feeding consultant at Kings, and it was the BEST thing I bought.

Cost about £35 but meant that I breastfed DD1 when otherwise I would have given up within days.

OMG sorry, wrong thread...

oh lisa, well done u so brave. Thanks 4 sharing

PMSL at the poetry, and at the link to Katwilko's thread as well.

Who's Suzanne Mole when she's at home then??

lol @ littlelapin's limerick!

New to this site. Recommended by a friend and just flicked through the story. Very amusing but how do you find the time to do this and hold down your job and manage the children??

Lisa, bet you didnt think your knickers would make you this famous! i was just telling my friend over the phone and we were crying laughing.

Soon you will be able to go to exclusive clubs and say at the door 'dont you know who i am? lisalisaknickers!'

lolala welcome.

When mumsnetting it is essential to develop excellent multi-tasking abilities.

Or alternatively you can delegate your entire job, teach your children self-sufficiency and live in a pile of dust..

It's addictive you know!

ah yes the clues of a mumsnetter...house could do with cleaning, lots of toast for lunch, aversion to crocs, and lots of boden sale bargains

and a knowing smirk if people talk about whats in their kids lunchbag

I hope Lisalisa isn't a irl nickname too - try googling 'Lisalisa knickers'

Good god! I have just googled...

(((((((((((Lisalisa))))))))))))))

it;ll be ok poppet, it will go away eventually.

Lolala, our children are all neglected! Social services need only go to mumsnet towers to find their whole caseload!

Well, I have moderate safe search on mine, and I can't find anything.

Just to give you a modicum of comfort.

Lisalisa seems to be a popular name, though! Then again, I haven't googled mine!!

I mean, I saw the MN thread on Google, but not on images. OK, let's try again.