I have just done the most horrendeous thing in the world!

[lisalisa]

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Thank God I didn't read this yesterday when I was at work but am catching up with it today at home! I am almost crying with laughter, heaven knows what I would have been like in an office full of people!

lisalisa - well done!

It will all be forgotten by January I am sure!

And thanks for coming back I can leave now and do some house work on my day off!!!

PMSL when my boss asks why i did no work today im blaming you lisalisa! ive spent half the day ready this! funniest thing ive heard in ages!

well done lisa don't know how you pulled that off with a straight face - bbut bloody well done!

i'm going to save this thread and read it every time i need a good laugh!!

PMSL!!!!
New mumsnet classic. Do you think we can get "Where are lisalisa's knickers?" into popular mumsnetspeak a la "UCM is that you?"

Well done lisalisa - can't beleive you brazened it out at school!

I missed the troll. I always miss the troll!

MORAL OF THE STORY>>> ALWAYS GO COMMANDO!

Well done Lisalisa, hope u have a less stressful weekend!

Oh lisalisa...

...my heart goes out to you...

but

just think, lisalisa, this time next week there'll be badges, teeshirts and handbags all with the slogan "I've seen lisalisa's knickers... have you?" all over the UK

will your face be when someone walks past you wearing one?

And will you admit your fame?

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okay, I'll stop. I'll forget I ever read this thread.

lisalisawho? never heard of her.

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well, my advice would be just to have the one lisa in your rl name

Oh, are you moving firms too? I'm in the throes of doing the same - am spending all my time in blimmin' interviews at the moment!

lisalisa don't panic!
I've never met a MN-er in real life (people don't tend to admit to it I think
your secret is safe
(well...relatively....)

Good recovery

Katwilko has been banned. Hopefully she'll be sitting there seething whilst reading this

Which of course she wont, because it is sooooo dull......

I could replicate on of her posts but I dont think MNHQ would appreciate it.

Do you think this is the same katwilko here:

www.suzannemolefans.proboards28.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1092637131

And she's worried about us having no life.

I was laughing loudly and crying as I read this earlier, my scary stalker of a new Au Pair really thinks I'm nuts now!!!

Lisalisa I declare,
I can see your underwear,
is it black or is it white?
oh my god this thread's dynamite!!!

Really cheered my up, you are a great sport.

Can we have a poetry competition about this thread?

And has anyone learned not to put their real name in their sceenname????

I certainly know enough about Lisa to work out who she was if I met her in real life. But, I promise not to reveal any of it here on this thread, Lisa.

My amateur poetry attempt:

Lisalisa sent her nicks to school
Lisa's boy mistook her for a fool

He took them out and sent them round
A bit of poo they said they found

But our Lisa oh she is coy
Those nick you see, "they belong to the boy!".

THere was a lawyer from the city
Whose knickers were grubby and shitty
Her slovenly ways
were vastly repaid
when her she left them in her DS's kitty.