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I have just done the most horrendeous thing in the world!

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lisalisa · 11/10/2007 10:37

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majorstress · 12/10/2007 10:58

lisalisa! Not only what was the school drop off like, but what was said around the dinner table last night?

And did you say you'd got a new job to finish at 3 pm so you can APPEAR AT SCHOOL IN PERSON?

ohhh noooo

Can you change it back?????

harman · 12/10/2007 10:58

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gizmo · 12/10/2007 11:00

Giant Buggy, LL?

something like this?

Great thread, btw, Lisalisa.

ThreadyKrueger · 12/10/2007 11:01

It wasn't extremely offensive. She said things to the effect that people who posted were pathetic, needed to get a life. It was just that it was gratuitously offensive. It wasn't said in the course of an argument. She just came on in order to abuse. So it was boring and irrelevant as well as offensive. I guess mumsnet would be more likely to tolerate abuse that was an instrinsic part of a controversial discussion. This abuse was just spoiling a lovely funny thread.

Charlene1 · 12/10/2007 11:02

I want to know what she said too!! (How sad am I?) I was up late but too tired to sit it out, so I missed the end posts!!!

ladylush · 12/10/2007 11:03

eleusis - I didn't see her comments but others said they were dull. I assumed they must have been offensive to get banned. Equally, she could (if she was weird) have done what LL did and typed "message deleted" herself. Just covering all the bases here

TheMoistWorldOfSpetimusQuench · 12/10/2007 11:03

I think lisalisa is hiding in a cupboard, weeping, dribbling, and slowly chewing her own legs off in despair... poor lamb

BandofMutantMonsters · 12/10/2007 11:04

Well to be fair, I do need to get a life

BandofMutantMonsters · 12/10/2007 11:04

Either that or her office has banned MN. She was at work yesterday after all.

ladylush · 12/10/2007 11:04

Thready - yes, that makes sense.

Doodledootoo · 12/10/2007 11:11

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MascaraOHara · 12/10/2007 11:47

Oh where is she? I'll be going soon.. and I need to know.

starfish2 · 12/10/2007 11:47

I just read this and I have been spluttering my tea all over the monitor. FAB!
lisalisa, just go there and completely pretend nothing has ever happened. Straight-faced. Anything said about it and you pretend you know nothing about it. Nothing.

PMSL and ROFL at the story about the poppers on wedding day. Could not stop crying with laughter. Also reminded me of the day I walked down the road with my skirt in my knickers . They were clean, though

lemonaid · 12/10/2007 11:54

Perhaps lisalisa has continued her track record of following MN advice and has already had radical cosmetic surgery, changed her name and emigrated?

By the way, lisalisa, is your screen name after Bombadiers or just after being called Lisa?

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lisalisa · 12/10/2007 12:10

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spooklesandwhine · 12/10/2007 12:15

LOLOLOLOLOL

tortoiseSHELL · 12/10/2007 12:24

pmsl lisalisa - I am in awe of you! NO WAY would I have gone in today! What a fab thread!

Reminds me of when dh had washed his jeans, and just COULD NOT fasten them, which ds1 found inordinately funny, and they were a bit late setting off, because those jeans just would not do up.

On picking ds1 up, he told me that he had told his best friend about it, who had found it so funny, that ds1 thought that it would be a good idea to tell the class about it in 'show and tell', including his class teacher who is a very good friend of ours....he said 'I said that we were so late for school this morning because Daddy couldn't get his trousers on - he couldn't fasten them and was all hanging out of them'. He then thought he might inform the head 'so that the head could announce it in assembly...'

Doodledootoo · 12/10/2007 12:28

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eleusis · 12/10/2007 12:28

Oh too funny Lisa. I don't think DS will pass the nickers round again. You could get him back further by washing all his underwear with the red shirts hance turning his knickers (assuming they are white) a nice shade of pink.

You are so funny. I can't believe you pulled that off with a straight face.

Can't wait to hear what happens when it gets back to your DS1 that they were in fact his poo knickers.

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lisalisa · 12/10/2007 12:34

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EllHell · 12/10/2007 12:34

Ahem... I refer you to my post of 10.44.54 yesterday. You can't say you weren't warned!

This is totally the funniest thing I've read for months, and a random troll turning up and telling us all to get a life just made it funnier for me. (As if anything could be more important than preserving your good name and last vestiges of dignity in the face of a pants/lunchbox mix-up.)

Debz99 · 12/10/2007 12:49

Soooooooo funny ... has taken me ages to read through it all but have had a good chuckle and showed a few work colleagues !!! Sorry LisaLisa just couldn't resist !

lilmissmummy · 12/10/2007 12:53

Hi lisalisa that has to be the funniest thing that I have read for ages! I cant believe the courage you had facing those people this morning walking into school. You are my hero!!!!!

lololololol x