Swagger Inn 149 - The One Where Team TB Wenches Go On Strike <ylt>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this is okay for everywench

I think the trick to the pole vault is to grip it tightly and work the shaft....

I think you're right badders - ah what a chore, I'll have to try again tonight

Please send fish finger sandwich Bads. Never tried one.

Must be White bread and a scrape of mayo

Fancy...do make sure you smooth your hands over the girth

A certain amount of friction will be require to keep your grip too...

Arf at pole vault hints n tips

Want a drink Wicked? You'll be needing a large one no doubt

Blimey, that Coat is still moving!

Oooh yes friction is a must

...but don't rub too hard...

Yep Letus,a large drink and a large ....

So stressed out and angry today I actually had some wine to relax, think I might turn into a wino

...packet of crisps?

Lego Masters was good - I agreed with the choice of winner, was all very impressive (and struck fear into my heart... "Throw away the instructions and build!!" )

How did you know Helen?

Large one on its way as requested Wicked. And he's bringing a bottle of Pimms with him.

DS1 has somehow managed to lose his PE top. Apparently when he was putting the rest of his kit back in his bag at school, it was too fucking difficult to put his top in too. Teacher's fault apparently. So I've said if he can't find it tomorrow for his next PE lesson (he has a smaller one he can take), I'll email the teacher and explain he needs to replace it shall I? FFAS.

pffft, ww - last night I diverted on route to bed and took a slug of spiced rum liqueur straight from the bottle... I'm not sure it helped, but it seemed appropriate in the circumstances.

FFAS indeed letus

Have more wine ww

I can see I have plenty of technical issues to wrestle with - I hear angles are all important too.........

Hmm, I agree on the white bread (I like mine toasted) but mayo is bleurghhhhhhhhh. I recommend tomato & chilli relish.

That sounds like a plan Helen.

Am watching Shaun of the Dead with DS1. Can't watch Lucifer as DH is out so am fucking pissed off about that too. Can't watch Outlander as DS1 is still up. Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!

OMG helen you've triggered me with your use of teh word slug - last night I put the recycling box out, took a firm grip of the rim as the box was heavy AND THERE WAS A SLUG UNDER THERE!!!!!

Eeeuuuuwwwwwww Fancy

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww re. the slug

LetUs I love Sean of the Dead... checking through the record collection before choosing which ones to throw... I need DS to be older so he can watch that sort of thing....

Letus

All you wenches are so pretty 😘😘😘

Jeez Wicked, how many have you had?!

Love that bit too Helen - that was about 10 minutes ago. "Dire Straits?" "Throw it". They've just gone to rescue his mum.

Wenches are of course very pretty 😘😘

Love this jacket! I returned the Ecco shoes I ordered so I could buy this instead