Swagger Inn 149 - The One Where Team TB Wenches Go On Strike <ylt>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this is okay for everywench

Watching Sherlock whilst waiting.

Fuck. Me.

Not greedy at all letus

Sounds like we need to clone some hours for helen

Fancy. Just imagine more than one Aramis at the same time.... Hang on, I need a moment

I need more than one moment.....

Too bloody right. Several moments. Many moments.

Right that's another episode of Lucifer done. Some piano playing. More crossness and shouting, and a bit of fisticuffs with his angel brother. Awesome.

More than one Aramis

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Bloody fucking annoying incompetent twats.

I feel a bit better now, though that didn't do anything to actually solve the problem.

Oh Helen I wish I could actually do something to help you

I can only do this

It never does helen but it does feel good like Aramis

Multiple hbfs

Must investigate lucifer - not that we have time to watch it, but...

Right - hayloft. I am taking all incarnations of Athos with me because I bloody deserve it after tonight's efforts.

Night helen

I'll take every one of those Aramises I think......

Night Helen. Enjoy Athosesesss

I suppose you can for tonight Fancy. I am rather busy with the rest of my list. Perhaps I can get them to take turns at being stern and cross with Helen's worktwats first? Set the mood sort of thing

Night

Good lord - what did Fancy do to him? No actually, don't answer that, I think I can guess...
Hang on - that's not JP - he has too many legs. That's the Other One. Who must be Meyer. (Because 'France' is unlikely to be his name. Or 'TDK'. Or 'London 2017')

I was checking for replies from DifferentTimeZoneWorkTwats. Nowt. I shall return to breakfast and pack lunch making.

Laters...

Morning wenches.

Properly at guessing the name - not France or TDK or London 2017

I think Fancy tired him out with her attempts at the pole vault. I don't think she managed to clear the height, despite many attempts.

Outlander Day today

I'm so very easily distracted

Right wenches, better head off to work, have fab days.

To be fair, the pole vault is a difficult sport. I can quite understand why fancy would have repeats the manoeuvre multiple times.

It is peeing down here Work fuckwits are still fuckwits, but I did manage to cook up some windfalls this morning before we developed a plague of fruit flies.

Need me to crack some heads helen!?
😠
Fuck it...I'm having a fish finger sandwich for dinner....don't even care 😀

Afternoon.

Ooo, I fancy a fish finger sandwich now.

at he has too many legs.

WW I went to Bath many, many years ago and visited the Roman Baths. Very informative and interesting if you like that sort of thing. Never been to Cambridge.

Jamie tonight.

We went to bath years ago
Went to the Roman baths
Big signs everywhere saying "do not drink the water"
Turn around and see dh scooping a big handful and slurping it up
Sigh
It amazes me he's still alive at times....

Evening wenches.

why is it wriggling about so much?
gosh, sorry Helen and Strike!

Fishfinger sandwich mmmmmmm and at MrBadderz

Did some training today for a new role I have to take on at work. If somewench sees a pile of mush on the floor, just step over it - it'll be what's left of my brain.

Bleurgh.

Shall I pop a fish finger sandwich in a jiffy bag wicked??

Evening wenches - did someone sound the fish finger butty klaxon? Ah, happy memories - the post-clubbing snack of choice from my youth

Also PMSL @ too many legs

Yes the pole vault is a very technical event - I definitely need more coaching. Hands on coaching. Very hands on preferably.