Swagger Inn 149 - The One Where Team TB Wenches Go On Strike <ylt>

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Hope this is okay for everywench

REST!!!

Migraine still here so Im on sofa in dressing gown taking a rare and unwise peer into the murky depths of this trollbait website. Even more unwisely, without putting on my disguise wig and glasses changing my Tav username.

So can someone tell me, what's the deal with trolly tories who deliberately miss the point on this site? Has it always been this way, and I just missed it? Or is putin paying people to post on mn now too?!

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Afternoon all.

Blimey. Nina Lascelles and the shag ring no bells at all.

Can see why you guys are disappointed they left that bit out...

Oooh Elk

I don't think I even knew what a full English was until I got in my teens, but we heard stories that in England people eat bacon and eggs for brekfast so we were really looking forward to that, instead we got a couple of dry croissants

Hope you get better soon wenches

I know who did it

ww.

Shows the vital cultural difference in this country between the concepts "English" and "continental". No way are they the same, by jingo! and also

We just assumed since continental sounded so fancy that it would include bacon and eggs. That's what happens when two stupid teenagers go abroad for the first time

Awwwww ww I think you meant to say "fearless adventurous teenagers, in search of eggs and bacon".

Yeah, that sounds better

Afternoon wenches

I hope you've managed some rest elk?

Glad the concert went well madame & hope teh migraines fucks off soon. I thought Dodo & her mum were very good too - nicely written & very well played by both actors. Helped me get past teh whole Rose West thing too

Ah you live & learn ww, a continental breakfast is only any good in a very posh hotel. At the erm, budget end of the market the Full English is a much better option

Evening all. Am also channeling Madame in PJs and dressing gown after long day at the BoringOfficeJob

I did remember an awkward matchmaking scene, but couldn't remember which book it was in. Shame we missed that one (and who the hell is Nina? My brain is also mush.)

Elk are you doing still life pictures now - 'wardrobe in the style of Monet'? (you'll have to paint it a squillion times in different light ) Respect, re. post-school multiple play-date

Helen...i do that too!
I've been in the bath and am in pjs 👍
They've asked me to go into work tomorrow
Ugh

I've made jam with half the damsons, will do the rest in the morning.

Helen Nina was the sister of one of Corm's police mates I think and she worked for Roper Chard. He asked if she could get him an invite to the roof-top party so he could meet Daniel Chard. Robin didn't go with him. Anyway, the manuscripts for Bombyx Mori (I always read that as Bombay Mix) were in the safe in that building and she cracked it for him and he photocopied it. He felt he owed her something so asked her to Lucy's party for him the following night and then shagged her.

Good luck with phoning America.

Caught up with Victoria last night. I'm worried about Melbourne, I think he may have popped his clogs, in which case the ratings will go down again.

I think we're going to give Liar a go tonight. I like Ioan Gruffudd.

I'd safe-break for that sort of payment in kind

We recorded Rellik last night, don't think either of us is up to watching it tonight though. DS has a splinter. His leg will rot and fall off before he lets us touch it though. FFS DH and I are somewhat frazzled.....

Evening wenches.

I do love a full English. Or Scottish. Or American. Or German. Or... well you get the idea .

Actually I just have some fried bread right now.

Hope Madame's migraine has fucked off and Elk actually got some rest. Hope all other wenches are well.

Didn't tell anyone at work to fuck off to their face and didn't call anyone a twat to their face so I'll call that a success.

Had medical check up after work (and got a "look" when I asked if I could leave work 15 minutes early to get there on time FUCK OFF). All fine though.

Have just been doing the washing up whilst listening to the Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack. I love Sweet Transvestite. In fact, thinking back to when I first saw it Tim Curry made quite the impression

Yy to Tom curry as a transvestite ❤

Tim
Got Tom on the tits brain....

Badderz. That Tom eh, he gets everywhere

In my non existent dreams 😔

Never mind Badders - you have your imagination - you'll just have to put it to active use if your subconscious won't oblige.

Well done LetUs on not being rude truthful to anyone's face at work. Speaking of which (work).... FFS. etc. USA were most unhelpful (though polite - so I sent them an even politer reply, which specifically didn't say "FTFO you unhelpful gits". I channeled Athos when he was out-politing Gallagher in Knight Takes Queen )
So anyway, I've had enough of working for tonight. I still have the delights of making packed lunch for tomorrow... oh joy.

Evening.

Am contemplating clearing more stuff out, although my enthusiasm is waning due to flakey Freecyclers.

It's that kind of day - got the finger & told to fuck off by someone in a Chelsea tractor because I dared to beep my horn at her when she pulled out in front of me at a roundabout. Then a cold caller called me 'darling'. I lost my shit at that point

Vodka please Mother S and make it a large one. A very large one. Thank fuck the Tav is a twat free zone

Bloody hell my leg is now just one mahoozive swollen bruise , am siting here with it on a bag of peas, watching Rellik. Anyone watched it? is it any good? It's starring the Wenches favourite drunken irishman in a pub, Richard Dormer, so I might just pursue it.

Any sign of Comtess? I'd don't she's flailed over The Silkworm yet has she?

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