Swagger Inn 149 - The One Where Team TB Wenches Go On Strike <ylt>

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Hope this is okay for everywench

Well done wenches

Hope your head feels better soon Helen.

Poor PattyCat.

Congrats to the work Madame

Oooh, the golden cape

Thanks for the Wicked

Evening Wenchypeeps. I'm peering at you all through pinholes after the extra early start this morning, that was a shock to the system I can tell you! MlleElk started at a new school, and thank god it was a gamble that paid off, and she came out bouncing at the end of the day.

I've also been at the rubbing alcohol and the leg is much improved thank you

Oooooh, Strike's good isn't it....can't wait for the next one . Shall I do a Comtess style list?.....ooh, lets (nto).

1. Well thank fucking christ for having that man back on the telly box, it's been waaaaaay too bloody long.....Now I love a bit of theatre as well as the next wench, but you can't --pause and rewind it repeatedly- watch from a horizontal position with a large plate of cheese and crackers on you lap can you, well not in most theatres anyway.

1. As always I'm blown away by the incredible performances, and not just TB, they are all just fabulous...the John Bristow character was particularly well cast I thought. Excellent playing with the accents too....the odd Cornish slur subtly slipping in. Very nice.

1. He nailed the physical aspects I thought.

1. Fab chemistry going on between the two leads....bodes well.

1. Wasn't a fan of the green dress (I prefer the one Comtess wore to her boring GMC function....fewer accessibility issues)

1. Come on JK....crack on, there's 10 more in you apparently.

I am doing an online grocery order.....

Well I was, but I forgot to press send.........

Now all done

for all teh team TB squeeing and yay for MmeElk's new school

for ww - always well earned after a vet trip

IT'S FRIIIIIIIIIIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Not really, but I've done my three days, so it kind of is & I'm on teh pink fizz

Actually, if it were Friday then JP would be on our screens in Strictly tomorrow

FYI, if any of you breathe a fucking word about me watching Strictly this year to any of my family I shall have to kill you, 'kay?

Excellent review Elk and hurrah for MmeElk new school!

Fancy your secret is safe. For a price. Put me some smooth pate on your shopping please and I'll say no more.

I watched Chocolat and felt a bit disappointed in myself for finding Johnny Depp attractive

I'm off to the hayloft to help Dustin with his between the legs shot

You need distracting from Depp letus.......

Oh! Cornish!! Couldn't quite place it. Agree very well done.
Well wenches I am officially no longer PCC secretary! Shortest tenure in history? Perhaps!
What an omnishambles...i think I'm going to have to write to the arch deacon :(
In other news i have woken up with a huge headache.
Laters x

Just watched a clip from the Silkworm, looks really good!

Morning wenches.

Their loss Knope. Do the letter. Doooooooo iiiiiiiiiittt.

Is your post a bit delayed Wicked or are you having wine with breakfast? Although there are days that that would be a very tempting idea.

Two more days of the working week

Oooo HBFs

Morning, off out for the day. When I've had a shower that is,

Haha
Worst meeting I've ever attended
Personal attacks and all.....

Bastards Bads

Fancy offered and I don't want to be rude Letus

Evening wenches.

I'm reading The Silkworm again because I couldn't remember Strike and Robin all dressed up at that rooftop place. It seems I can't remember much of it at all...

Glad MlleElk is enjoying her new school and the leg is improving.

Bads I used to do a monthly typing job - before computers - for a local diocese and it was an absolute pain. You're well out of it. Of course if the vicar was Sidney Chambers it would be a different matter.

at Fancy secretly watching Strictly.

Kick bishop brennan the vicar up the arse knope!

I've spent the last few hours discussing licking, sucking and getting wet on the internet with complete strangers.

Clarinet reeds. Had a massive crisis today, couldnt play for shit. So I had to consult the band's facebook group for advice. Apparently I was getting my reed too moist - it only needs a quick suck, or even just a bit of a lick.

Evening wenches.

RRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!! Fucking bastards Knope

Hope you've had a lovely day Fancy

Apricot - oooo the idea of "working" for Sidney Chambers!

Madame at kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse and at various clarinet playing techniques

Been dealing with numpties all day. For instance, it's not difficult to copy and paste FFS

On a brighter note some dresses I ordered have arrived. I have not, however, tried them on yet so the day could yet continue on a downward trend

Ah
That would be an ecumenical matter
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I think you're right apes. Makes me sad though. Dh very kindly didn't say "i told you so!" he did. Frequently

LetUs you will look faaaabulous darling

Madame that's the best excuse for wenching double-entendres ever

at Knopes and PCC. Still, leaves you with more free time.

Am with Elk on the pinholes - though it's not so much the early start as the levels of organisation and planning to get me, DH and DS all organised and out the door at the same time. thoroughly exhausting. At least DS seems to be enjoying himself, I'm not sure he's bouncing as per Mlle Elk, but he seems cheerful enough what I get home.

at fancy's closet Strictly watching.

WW so - come on - for breakfast is this like the gin yoghurt I was reading about in the paper yesterday?

Hope that Outlander wenches enjoy tonight's episode

At the moment I can't see us getting round to it, as we're having a technological crisis. DH's car is still over the other side of the country for the repair after the idiot drove into us. Whilst there it has run out of MOT and tax. They have now had it MOT'd but won't bring it back until it has been taxed. He can't do it online as it won't show as MOT'd for three days, so he will have to do it at the post office. They will want to see the MOT which has been emailed to us. My printer has broken so he's trying to print it on his ancient one and it isn't having it.

FFAS fucking dresses. What's the opposite of fabulous? Because that's how I looked. Sigh. Perhaps they might look different with freshly washed hair and some epic corsetry. And not like I look as if I've slept in a skip.

Christ apes...id be on the meths by now in your shoes!!

Fucking hell Apricot what a palaver. And all because of that utter pisswibbler who caused the accident.

the opposite of fabulous LetUs I refuse to believe that - you would look fabulous in a bin bag... (So you'd be rocking the 'slept in a skip' look too )

Apricot - arghhhh re. printing trauma and the whole car situation. FFAS.