Swagger Inn 147 - Theresa may (see what I did there?) be a difficult woman, but we're all easy (ylt) in the Tav........

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All welcome - but bring your own supplies

at chicken legs. Such a bad shot of him that. I think Strike will have chunked up a bit though. betterhad.

Morning Letus. Wednesday is ok. Honest.

Fancy ooh la la!!! Poor old Cav! And naughty Peter. And then GT at the end!!! .

Morning, lovely day today - just right for sitting in an office all day

I know comtess, talk about dramatic . I do think I was watching a different video from the commentators who seemed to think Sagan didn't know where Cav was until it was too late. Bollocks, Cav wasn't behind him. Anyhoo, this must increase Kittel's chances of staying in green

Won't get any chicken-legs in Strike - or if we do, they won't be his #bodydouble

Got a new alarm clock. Which clearly I don't trust, because I woke at 4am, 5am... and then a bastard mosquito was buzzing in my ear and it was too hot to hidden under the duvet. FFS So between that and the snoring person next to me, little sleep was had after 5am... and DS was up bright and early at 6:20 - because he doesn't need to be up early today.

Oh well - have done breakfast, done washing out on line, fed livestock etc etc etc. so I can feel suitably productive, and resentful of DH asleep in bed still. Need to get out the door... wonder if I can live stream wimbledon at BoringOfficeJob (me and everyone else in the office - I imagine the network will be grinding to a halt )

Heard Mark Cavendish on the radio not long after he finished that race. Surprised he sounded so lucid. Poor sod. Although Comtess jabbing Sagan with a big leek made me

Was this the alarm clock that kept waking you up Helen?

Hi wenches

Car at the mecanics, money just flying away, great Also bought a new bra, without the wirethingy, want something comfy, apparently I'm a C, not a B. Felt extremely fat as well, but I refuse to get depressed about it, will just keep on with my new routines and I'm sure it will work itself out.

Afternoon!

I know WW, DH has just gone to get 4 new tyres on his car, over £700. And you're not fat!

I'm watching Dustin LetUs. He's very lanky isn't he, but I can see why you like him. It's such a shame, he could be so good, but he's making too many unforced errors.

Evening wenches.

And Apricot is exactly right Wicked - you are not fat

Just made it home in time to see the start of the third set. I'd love to see how Dustin could play if he had a really good coach. Pat Cash on the radio said you wouldn't want to squash his creativity and flair (or something like that) but if he could harness what he has got, then he'd be a lot better. I'm just grateful to actually see him on the telly

Just back - and DH wants me to help cook. FFS - I want to watch Tennis!

Ah well. That was expected. I plan to help Dustin reach his full potential in the hayloft later.

Better feed myself and the DC.

I didn't realise he was ranked at 97, I thought he was higher. Shame, but no disgrace. I'm sure you'll be able to console him LetUs.

Also off to find food.

Have watched tennis and now back in holiday planning hell...

Been watching the tennis. Rafa on form.

Am now taking it in turns with DH trying not to do battle with DS2 to get him to stay in his sodding bed and go to sodding bastard sleep. Part way through an episode of NCIS which at this rate will take us about two hours to watch.

Do you a swap Helen. I'll sort out your DH re holidays and you can deal with DS2.

Not sure who's got the most difficult task there

It' a deal LetUs
re DS2 though. Have some and and HBFs

Thanks for the and HBFs. DH has gone up to see DS2 who is currently singing a Christmas song but as a dog.

Send more of everything.

Christmas song but as a dog

...and more

No exciting goings on here helen - not home until 7pm, then dinner & mowing the lawn & trying get DS to organise himself for his trip tomorrow. We have such a stupidly early start tomorrow I shall probably go back to bed after he's gone

Hayloft for me too. Dustin needs a little bit of cheering up

I did that last week after I'd taken DS1 to an early start school trip. Got back in bed and was well out of it.

Morning wenches.

Add another crap night's sleep to the list FFS. And I couldn't open my eyes properly because they were stuck because of hayfever itchiness stuff. I am, as they say, a reet bobby dazzler.

Did DS get away okay Fancy? Is he away just for today or longer? Hope things are better with him

Hope you made some headway with DH and the holidays Helen.

How's PattyTheCat Madame?

at the idea of making holiday headway. DH wasn't back until I was semi-comatose in bed. I just sent emails to people going "I don't know what we're doing, but on the offchance we get as far as you, can we stay?." Will try again today

I've seen the following for TeamA:
how to watch Santi's new show Salvation in Britain: you should be able to get cbs.com there if you use a VPN. Cbs.com has all of CBS' first-run shows available free 24 hours after they are shown

Morning

DS got away alright thanks letus & is back on Saturday. He's still being a misery, we're just hanging on in there until the exam results are out!

Despite best efforts still haven't seen any of the tennis! Very annoying.

Fun fact for Letus , no hayfever symptoms for me whatsoever in Japan. Nada. Zip. Zero.

What's this new Santi show about then? I've heard some cringeworthy reviews of Transformers as a whole, nothing about his actual part. Michael Bay is a massive misogynistic bellend though, so Santi should have known better. Silly Santi. Must try harder and for film parts.

Twinnos are reporting that various gaggles of girls keep following them and giggling. They are known at school as the 'big twins' hahaha. They still despise being referred to as a group.

for fancy (with a splash of Red Bull)

Oh! Hello comtess

The Santi show is about an asteroid zooming towards earth and Santi (with his crack team of geeks) will stop it. And no-one else has spotted it, just the US government who are keeping it quiet, because no-one else on the planet has a telescope or something? (I have no idea really, I've just seen some trailers on mute, and snippets here and there!)

at the twins with their fan club. Bet Casanova is loving it