Swagger Inn 147 - Theresa may (see what I did there?) be a difficult woman, but we're all easy (ylt) in the Tav........

[FancyFancy]

All welcome - but bring your own supplies

Ah letus, having fun are you?

madame, have the most wonderful time together

Have fun Madame

Letus

Y'alright there Fancy?

I am off to the chateau. AramiSanti and Dustin have already made their way over there. I need to continue frisking Poldark so he's coming with me.

Night wenches x here's to better days tomorrow

Blimey letus, leave some faf for me will you ?

Ok, you have a point, I won't go short......

Let me help you there Fancy

Ooh letus, feel free to help out anytime you like

It's their pleasure Fancy

Night

Night letus - might just have to have a lie down too......

Morning wenches.

I'm supposed to be having a shower but I'm watching Alan Cumming in Ireland's oldest library.

Morning all.

What?! All of Dublin LetUs? Ye gods, that is one extensive list you have.

I did the usual last night - fell asleep with DS. I did wake up again at about 10:30, but was too trashed to get downstairs. Did manage to crawl out of bed to clean my teeth, because - yuck. So I have had over 12 hours in bed and ought to be feeling awake and full of beans Ah well.

Hurrah for Madame's weekend away - have a fabulous time!

Hope everyone else has a good weekend. I have to do thrilling things like, um. Finish breakfast; hoovering; laundry; mowing... even some weeding and raspberry picking!!!! It's too exciting!!!! I may also need to get a grip (as per LetUs). Wonder if Athos would help me look... Also, Aramis has a very baggy shirt - probably lots of places to check for grips. Just a suggestion for TeamA....

Helen

Funny how in theory 12 hours' sleep sounds amazing but more often than not you feel a bit bleurgh.

You need to frisk Athos thoroughly Helen and get a really firm grip. Check under his cloak first and then go layer by layer.

I shall set an example with Aramis and his helpfully billowy shirt.

Been to open house at the Alpacka farm/B&B. They're so cute!!! I even got to pet one!

Afternoon wenches, I have a fun day of chores planned - when I can be arsed to get moving that is. Currently I'm enjoying the cool breeze and all the faf up thread.

Watching Say yes to the dress about brides with unlimited budget, one bride bought two dresses for 55.000 dollars

Pah to alpacas wicked - literally. Last time I had anything to do with them, one sneezed in my face.

Afternoon. Those alpacas are beautiful, but I'll remember to keep well away if I ever encounter one after Helen's experience.

My wedding dress was 25 guineas (£26.25), but we're going back a loooong way. Don't know what it would be today.

Hope Madame is having a fabulous weekend.

We're going out for a meal this evening with friends.

What cute alpacas!

My wedding dress was either just over £200. I think I'd probably be able to get a leg in it now if I wanted to fasten it.

Wench dedication there Helen. Keep looking. Have a really good feel about

Have a wonderful time tonight Apricot.

I'm currently watching the tennis. Feliciano Lopez. Yum.

What did you do to upset it Helen?

They even had an adorable foal there, sooooo cute!

Have a lovely evening Apes

Squeee at alpaca foal!

Watched Doctor Who. I may have screamed in sort of joyous excitement at one point

The loveliness that is Feliciano Lopez aka Deliciano won his match. LittleSis was there and was sitting very close to his chair. She says he's even lovelier in real life. Sigh.

It obviously just didn't like me standing in front of it Wicked whatevs.

We just finished tea in front of Doctor Who - oooh!

Athos says carry on Helen

Just watching Katy Perry from earlier today at Glastonbury. She's wearing a heavily jewelled silver grey catsuit and looks amazing IMO. Sounds good too.

Foo Fighters later I think.

I'm on the vodka.

LetUs I'm astonished he could say anything with my tongue rammed down his throat... in the interests of finding that grip, of course.

Katy Perry had some very, erm... unique outfits for her backing singers

Just seen a trailer for Poldark-in-France. Just image - you could have a crossover with The Musketeers... Aramis and Poldark in the same frame. Most of TeamA would explode They could have a stare off - the maternity units would get 9 months to prepare for the baby boom...

I have to sort out tomorrow's lunch - we're off out to a SportingEventThingy... Oh joy.