Swagger Inn 146 - The one made in a panic because there are only 4 posts left....

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What's Santi doing here? Looks like he's measuring something

Sounds like DGS had fun Apricot! Have a lovely time tonight.

Wicked. Guessing you forgot the popping corn? Also love "the town that god forgot". Hurrah for Pimms!

Santi's wondering if he can stretch his arms wide enough to hold all his wenches

Yep, I did. So typically me. And yep, that's the town where I grew up and couldn't wait to leave, and now I'm back

I did that too wicked!
Anyone planked? Does it work? Is it hard?

Having rewatch chez Fancy, S3Ep3 with Shitfaced Dormer being local pub landlord

Soz LetUs - when Aramis said he'd get your off, I thought he was talking about the sofa

Clippety-clop - Musketeers in t' garrison, Slimey Faron, psychotic Gaston, and horses with suspiciously high head carriage

Trev can't comprehend the King's behaviour apparently. Bless.

Ooooh - cross Queenie "Fuck off Marcheaux!"

Fancy is flailing....

"phwooooar!!!!" says fancy

Aaaaw wenches having a rewatch

Aww. Shitfaced Dormer has forgotten his lines is overcome with alcohol grief - never mind Aramis will come to the rescue and recite the rest of the eulogy for him

Shouty Aramis incoming... "This is a house of God!!!"

Shouty Treville incoming... "Ooof!!" says Fancy

FFS Aramis - focus. Stop being distracted by the dolphin.

Feron "Little Majesty".

Kingy has the feeble cough of doom....
Trev needs a cuddle (but isn't going to share everything with Athos after all. That's ok Athos - I'll share everything with you - even the cheesecake that fancy has promised me....)

Noooooooooo Christophe - don't ransom Treville to the King! Fancy says you'll get much more from the wenches - especially if you leave him trussed up

Trussed up Trev hanging from rope at wind
ow, fighting pub regulars with their legs... "Imagine having those thighs wrapped round you!" says Fancy, drooling.

at random line break.
Obvs. that's 'window' not 'Wind - ow!'

A wenchwatch!

Srowdfighting at the garrison - chestage and button-up trousers
Plus side-order of Sylvie out-sassing Athos

Oh I do love Feron - he's wonderfully dry.

Badders soz about your uncle. I did planking for a while, but it started giving me a bad back. So I was probably going it wrong - or needed to do more than just plank....

I sniggered at button up trousers and dribble

Planking - we've started to do this at the end of exerciseclass and I've surprised myself by actually being able to plank for about a minute. Not done it that often to know if it makes a difference. Very much not helpful.

We have a family argument day out planned for tomorrow so I should head to the hayloft.

Have a lovely argument day out LetUs

I'm going to head to the hayloft with the yellow card that I was given for questioning WhyTAF Gaston opened his own door to the FAF - surely he has minions to do that for him? Ah!!!! Fancy has pointed out that it was FAF at the door, so obvs. he wanted to check the FAF out before his minions. that will be it.

Morning wenches.

Love the idea of FAF appearing at my front door

Just trying to get everyone ready so we can leave at more or less the time we want. I'm ready, DH is ready, DS2 is ready. DS1 was last seen wandering aimlessly upstairs about five minutes ago.

Have fabulous days wenches whatever you're up to x

Morning wenches

Have you left yet letus?

No overnight hbf delivery

FFS.
DH & DS returned at gone midnight, and DS was still awake at 7:15. Ok, so that's an improvement on the 5am we're had for the past two days but still....

Had lovely minimeet with Madame and minimadame yesterday though

When I say he was 'still awake' I mean that DS still woke up (relatively early) Not that he was awake all night

In other news, still no HBFs at Fancy's front door and it has been raining.

Hope all wenches are having a good weekend. and LetUs is having al ovely family argument day out.