Swagger Inn 146 - The one made in a panic because there are only 4 posts left....

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DH hasn't even started packing yet, FFS. He is now saying we should come back home after SaturdayMorningSportingActivity, pack the car, and then head off. Rather than going straight from SaturdayMorningSportingActivity It would make it less stressful I suppose...

Have done wrapping and caking. Have lost will to live.

Am watching the Last Leg & chuckling at the #BritishThreatLevels, my favourite so far - 'I'm British, I don't get scared until the threat level reaches Rail Replacement Bus'

Been watching TM videos on Youtube .

Morning wenches.

Hope it's not raining on Helen and Apricot.

Usual shite here today. Might go shopping later. Want some short pyjamas but with a proper button up jacket top. Found some nice ones online but the sizing is 8-10 then 12-14, etc. Feck off.

Trying to get DS2 to get dressed. This must be a similar request to just get into this bathful of piranhas the amount of noise he's making about it.

Morning.

That is clearly an unreasonable request letus

Am hoping that it doesn't start to rain as then I'd have to run out in my pj's to get the washing in

Morning.

We had a spectacular thunderstorm in the night, quite scary. It's brightened up now though. DD and her family will be coming down later.

Have a good day all.

Fantastic weather here! Been to a carboot sale with mum and bought some frames and candle holders you put on the wall, really quirky and handmade and a bargain

Have a lovely day all

Afternoon wenches.

Just had thunder and rain here.

Hope it stays nice for you Apricot, and for you Fancy for your washing.

That reminds me Wicked, picture frames! Need to get one for something of DS2's.

Just watched Twin Peaks: The Return. Very good and very weird. Very fucking weird. I remember watching TP 25 years ago - when I lived on my own - and being scared shitless at some points.

Just read in one of the Musketeers group on FB that there's a rumour going around that TB is going to play Indiana Jones in a remake. Don't you need biceps for that?

at TB playing Indiana Jones! Can't really see him as that type of action hero

Everyone here is annoying me which I suspect says more about me than it does about them so I'm off out shopping shortly. Just watching the end of a Poirot.

Omfg. Noooooooooo!!!!!!! to TB as Indiana Jones. Fuck no. Just...no.

It can't be true, sounds too weird

Hastings just bought Poirot fish and chips in paper from a chippy van at the end of the episode. I really really want some now.

Poirot eating fish and chips

I'll be honest, he didn't looked thrilled at the prospect

I think someone dreamt that one up.

Well, we're going to have a BBQ but it's absolutely freezing. I can't believe the change from yesterday. I think we'll be eating inside with the heating on.

WTAF re. Indiana Jones? Okaaaay... Which group was this rumour in then wicked

So, DH got packed in time that we went straight on from SportingActivty cakes were baked and eaten and nothing appears to have been left behind apart from socks for DS which was solved by diving into Sainsburys - 25% off all clothes just now.

We had rain and thunder too - most unexpected. Then it went back to bright sunshine and heat again.

I am bloody knackered, but the accommodation here is fully serviced, so all's well.

Hope all wenches are having a good weekend, and miniLetUs didn't get eaten by the piranhas Nice erections by the way LetUs

I must go - the chef has indicated that food is served...

We are the Garrison Helen

The woman who posted about it in the TM group first saw it in another group and she thinks now it might have been a joke. No shit Sherlock

I have just bought short pyjamas. Perfect now that it's not hot any more. Got some black trousers for work so now I have a pair for every day of the week boring. Tried two dresses on but they looked shite so I didn't bother with those.

MiniLetus survived any piranhas although by the amount of shouting and screaming you would have thought he was under attack.

Enjoy the food Helen - I bet it's delicious!

DH is watching the football, asking me a question about something but then interrupting with a comment about the football whilst I'm mid answer.

Now he's banging on and on and fucking on about it. I don't. Fucking. Care.

Also bought some goodies to eat from M&S. The way DH is rabbiting on though I should have bought more booze.

TB could play the archaeology professor very well. Can't see him jumping out of a plane or anything like that

I think we all well know ...they are Batshit....Keraaaaaa-Zeeeeeee!

apes for the weather.

letus woooo for short pyjamas!

Yaaaaaaaay for the Arse!!!!!! Gawd luv ya Arsene Wenger, no matter what happens I salute you sir. I remember when I was a...

I remember that bit in Poirot! He is initally sceptical of the food, then a look of surprise crosses his face and he begins to nibble with evident pleasure on Hastings' chips.

Oh, he would be perfect as a professor

I also bought a short PJ on Primark with cats on it

Madame. Strangely it's not annoying if a wench or Thierry Henry or Eric Contana is talking about football. Perhaps because I'm not trying to concentrate on doing something much more interesting than DH waffling on, ie chatting in here.

I am pleased that Arsenal won though. Arsene Wenger/Professor Yaffle seems a lovely chap.