Swagger Inn 145 - the one made by the Swedish one who can't come up with a witty title either

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

Yes
Poor hallig 😞😞

Apricot's new protection detail are on their way

Oh wenches, I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!
I have also been chugging red-bull-rip-off-drink whilst driving home, so I may be massively ever-so-slightly hyper. You have been warned...

Am ReadingTFT and typing comments elsewhere as I go, so I can remember stuff...

Here you go Helen....

I've had a very trying afternoon with mum
3 phone calls and she still didn't bloody listen 😡
Anyway long story short there's been a cock up with her meds so I will need to sort that out next week
Sigh
This is me ATM trying to be patient and tactful.....

Evening

You are very welcome as ever helen

yay for comtess being back on line and safe - the Quinn Cupboard is a lonely place without her, and it's the finale on Sunday.

badders - you must be a witch there was chain mail to try on yesterday & despite the lack of DC with us, we did try it on, but it did make me think of Lancelot. Soz to helen if I was acting inappropriately at that point..........

Love that pic - Scarlett O'Hara gave top notch BRF.

I tell you what...a young paul mcgann would have got it
😍
Withnail and I is on more 4 👍

Is it my diarrhea you don't like Helen? Should I stop talking about my diarrhea? I think my diarrhea is a bit better now, so I probably won't be mentioning my diarrhea again

Massive at Helen's post

I love that Apricot's nighttime disturbance was an HBF sneaking his way to their liaison!

And at interesting weaponry

Can I recommend staying away from FaceTime for those conversations Badderz?

I'm watching the end of Gardeners' World. It's jolly relaxing and soothing.

I've been called worse fancy 😂

I didn't try chain mail on when I got the chance - I did try on a very fetching crown though 👸🏻

In a related GofT fact the people who made the Chain mail wore their fingerprints away 😳

AND if any of you have seen ep 2 of car share - the drunk smurf is lord varys!!!!
😳😳😳😳

How's your bum wicked??
😀

My bum is ok atm, thank you Bads

Totally with you on the young Paul McGann badders.

Saw him many years ago at a central London train station & did an embarrassingly obvious double-take - which caused him to grin

If we're on the subject of bums, can we shift focus slightly?

Maybe talk about them in

Watching Jurassic Park, Jeff Goldblum is quite hot!

Have never understood the goldblum love tbh

Love Laura Derns line: Dinosaurs kills men, women inherits the earth

Watching Drunk History - Alfred the Great

In random thoughts, re. Cormoran Strike, TB says he had to boost his calorie intake with lots of whey protein. Wierdo. Why didn't he just eat doughnuts, ice cream and chocolate like the rest of us?

Recycles Finds something else for Fancy & LetUs

I never got any of the Goldblum adoration either Bads.

Hmmmm. You know when you've eaten too much too late at night and you wake up feeling like lead in your stomach. That. I'm meant to be on a parkrun this morning and so far I've made it to the sofa.

😆 About the balls Wicked . Yes. Actually. How's your diarrhoea?

HyperHel is hilare. 😄. I'm sure you'll sleep fiiiine after all the caffeine.

I haven't been able to watch Car share because of the feckin black box ruination, but luckily ds4 has a friend who is taping it and new Dr Who when it's on.

In other news, ds2/3 and Mr C are doing a charity truck pull with friends from gym next week. Im going to ogle. Not my sons you understand. . Aussie gym bods are approx 200% up on Blighty from current survey.

He should've come to Comtess's Hel. I've got drums of the stuff in all flavours. I hope he's been building muscle from his approach not jelly belly ☺️

Any chance of some pics comtess? Asking for a friend.........

NOT OF YOUR DS'S

I'm not that pervy

Versailles is starting again on 21st - not sure if you watched that last time around?

(Onto Last Leg now. they're doing diarrhoea jokes now)