Swagger Inn 145 - the one made by the Swedish one who can't come up with a witty title either

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

I potted a wisteria today letus! hope it survives the night

Oooh new ep of elementary you say bads?

Oh! I want to be that too Letus

There was a scene when a woman looked at a newborn baby and another one asked are you feeling broody, which was translated to moody

And it's always good to know the difference between The Chippendales and Chip 'n' Dale

at Chippendales and Chip 'n' Dale Not sure which I'd want to avoid the most

All my knowledge comes from lot and lot of television

Never mind madame's green fingers - she can use her language skills to translate Santi's latest effort on Twitter

He's just translating what he put in English helen. Obviously went on a family trip to see some fishes, awww...

Do you think they measured the success of the trip in meaningful looks and dead puppies?

Off to hayloft - night all...

Am watching a Poirot from a couple of nights ago.

Hayloft for me too when this finishes.

I'll just get my clipboard ready.

Morning wenches.

Very grey here. And that's just me when I look in the mirror.

Might get chance to use my new umbrella from the British Library.

Is it the end of the week yet?

Hope weather is good for wenches today x

helen I hope he makes an effort to be more cheerful than that around his baby!

bads what happened in elementary? Anything naked good?

We're off to see cuteexhibition in london today with my mum. Have good days all...

I haven't watched it yet Madame (I know, I know....) had an early night last night as I felt a bit bluergh (am pre blob) 😖
I shall watch later in bed and give you a full account (ahem)
Off to do lots of crappy errands today as I had to spend most of yesterday indoors
Mattress is VERY comfy though!
Seeing nephews tomorrow - not sure what we are doing yet
Have a lovely day everyone
Hope you feel better Letus x

Have a fun time Madame

I'm okay Badderz - grey just seems to be my natural complexion. Think the John Major Spitting Image puppet

pfft *LetUs - you are not grey.

Enjoy the CuteExhibition Madame

I am looking at my computer and thinking about HBFS working. Shall I do your dull errands for you Badders? #MoreFunThanWorking

If MNHQ coudld fix the lock on the Tav door that would be handy - Fancy is looking very mournful out there again

Ugh
Has to take ds2 for a jab
That was fun 😖
Then to get ds1s feet measured
Then a macdonalds as a treat
Then marks for some food
Now home
Phew!
I'm shattered (again)
Off for a nap in a bit - ds2 is Tired too so I might try and convince him to have a snooze 🤔
Weather horrid- grey and cold
Hearing back on!

Hello wenches.

Oh no, Fancy isn't locked out again is she? What's going on?

Well, it's amazing what I can get done when people leave me alone go to play golf. I've been sorting cupboards out, cleaning windows, washing. I've washed some pillows and one of them managed to turn itself round 90 degrees inside the cover. I've had to undo a seam to turn it the right way round.

Hope everyone has a good day.

Oh yes
people are very annoying!
With their constant demands for food/drinks/tissues/
Gah

Looks at state of house (pigsty as ever)

It's 12:30 and I've done bugger all work. WTAF have I been doing all morning? And I got sent more work to do as well, so it's not like I have nothing better to do muck about online

Will have some lunch, then get a bit of work done

I'd idly looking at the dust covering my bedroom dresser....you could write your name in it.
Pfffft...it'll still be there next week!
One load done and in dryer.
Sky here very grey and ominous looking...
Heating not working...oh joy!

I'm Involved in a feud with Amazon ATM
I've been cut off twice now so have just sent a stinky e mail
Grr

I'm pre blob and feeling bloody murderous

Ah
It transpires it was MY mistake

I'm having chips tonight
Fuck it

Evening wenches.

Does Fancy need a combination of some kind to get in? Or solve a puzzle Relic Hunter style?

Badderz - chips you say? I'm on my way.