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Zombie's Journey - A Wedding, A Final Christmas and Planning for a Wake

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IamtheZombie · 16/12/2016 08:19

Previous thread is HERE

ZombieLad gets married today. Hats on and champagne at the ready!

A week today he and ZombieLass arrive to spend Christmas with me. It will be the Best. Christmas. Ever.

There have been no miracles so my remaining days keep ticking away. Life is for living. Death is not to be feared. Wakes are for celebrating.

Please join me.

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BagelGoesWalking · 25/12/2016 00:09

Happy Christmas everyone!

De lurking (again) to wish you a wonderful day with the ZombieNewlyweds.

Just read The Night Before Christmas to my DD17, silly sentimental eejit that I am. Feels weird not to be cooking tomorrow (at my brother's). Will only see DS25 sometime around Nee Year as he's away working. Hope everyone had a lovely day(s). Xmas GrinXmas GrinXmas Grin

Fiderer · 25/12/2016 05:34

Merry & happy & joyous Yule to the Phalanx!

Am sitting by the fire. Other pleasures include going to the 15th C pub after shopping with children, first time ever I think I impressed FidBoy1. First time also I didn't roll my eyes at the boys having to carry ID in Germany - he could order me v large gins & t. Rarely gets checked o'er there, can't buy a sprout here without an ID check.

I breakfast first on s rolls or m pies then later on vast amounts of bacon with gallons of tea. Annoying FidLets try and argue about my reading the paper at breakfast (no screens/reading - must converse) but I told them it's the law that if you have a proper breakfast and a proper paper then you must read it.

V much enjoying being home. Phalanxy festive greetings to all with extra to Zombie.

dementedma · 25/12/2016 05:40

Merry Christmas zombie

HerChristmasFattyness · 25/12/2016 06:30

I have 2 out of 3 children awake. I'm excited Xmas Grin

LuisSuarezTeeth · 25/12/2016 07:08

Merry Christmas zombie and everyone x

Milliways · 25/12/2016 08:01

Merry Christmas Zombie and the Phalanx x

MrsMozart · 25/12/2016 08:04

Merry Chistmas Zombie to you and yours. Hope it's a day of fun, love and laughter.

hellsbells99 · 25/12/2016 08:25

Merry Christmas Zombie. Have a lovely day with your family.

KanyesVest · 25/12/2016 08:30

Delurking to wish Zombiefamily a really wonderful Christmas. Enjoy every moment Flowers 💝

iklboodolphRedNoseReindeer · 25/12/2016 09:07

Merry Christmas Zombie!

Merry Christmas phalanx - breakfast gin all round!!

UnbornMortificadoAtChristmas · 25/12/2016 10:03

Merry Christmas everyone.

Hope you have a fab day Zombie and Zombie Kids.

DeckTheHallsWithLimbsOfZombie · 25/12/2016 10:11

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah!

I had a fairly good night. Until I woke at 08.00 in abdominal agony. I managed to crawl downstairs and took Oramorph at 08.30. I've only now just managed to work my way through the rest of my morning meds.

We were supposed to be leaving for Shrewsbury in about 20 minutes but that has to be delayed until I feel well enough for the drive.

I think (and pray) that most of the pain is due to intestinal back up and that yesterday's Movicol will clear that in the next hour or so.

OhTheRoses · 25/12/2016 10:20

Oh Zombie sorry to hear that. I did pray for you at mass thus morning. Went to the 8 o'clock, got the 9.30s in and seated (along with my lot) and am home to make smoked salmon sarnies, get the turkey out of the fridge have a quiet half hour.

StealthPolarBear · 25/12/2016 10:24

Oh zombie Flowers

MsHooliesCardigan · 25/12/2016 10:25

Morning Zombie Hope you feel better soon xx

UnbornMortificadoAtChristmas · 25/12/2016 10:35

Oh poor you. Hope the movicol does its thing quickly for you FlowersFlowersFlowers

Wolfiefan · 25/12/2016 10:36

Merry Christmas phalanx. Zombie I do hope the movicol does its thing and you feel much better soon.

Prettybaffled · 25/12/2016 10:42

I hope you feel at least a bit better soon Flowers

MysticTwat · 25/12/2016 10:43

Merry Christmas Zombie Flowers

Susiesoap7 · 25/12/2016 11:00

Praying for you a good pain free day zombie xx 🌺🌸🌺🌸

PacificDogwod · 25/12/2016 12:04

Wishing you a happy and peaceful Christmas, Zombie and all of the Phalanx Thanks

Hope Movicol will do the trick for you again

MrsMozart · 25/12/2016 12:37

Everything crossed for the movement of the mighty Movicol.

ImtheChristmasCarcass · 25/12/2016 14:24

Away in the bathroom
No BM in sight,
Our poor little Zombie
bewails her bowels plight.

O Movica help her
to make her bowels free,
so she and the Zkids
can go to Shrewsbreeeee!!!!!

Merry Christmas to the Zfamily and the whole Phalanx!!!

marriednotdead · 25/12/2016 16:07

That's inspired Carcass Grin

Merry Christmas to the Zombie family and everyone here on the Phalanx. May all of your bowels be trouble free Xmas Smile

OhTheRoses · 25/12/2016 17:53

carcass.

Am sitting down with a cup of Earl Grey, watching "singing in the rain". Getting up at six to start the birthday onslaught!