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Zombie's Journey - A Wedding, A Final Christmas and Planning for a Wake

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IamtheZombie · 16/12/2016 08:19

Previous thread is HERE

ZombieLad gets married today. Hats on and champagne at the ready!

A week today he and ZombieLass arrive to spend Christmas with me. It will be the Best. Christmas. Ever.

There have been no miracles so my remaining days keep ticking away. Life is for living. Death is not to be feared. Wakes are for celebrating.

Please join me.

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StealthPolarBear · 23/12/2016 07:42

Excellent. What time are you expecting them to arrive now?

marriednotdead · 23/12/2016 07:47

Woohoo!
They're about 100 or so MINUTES away then!

Wishing you the most special of Zombie Christmases Wine[TorchXmas Grin

SoupDragon · 23/12/2016 07:48

Have a fabulous Christmas, Zombie!

ApplesinmyPocket · 23/12/2016 07:52

Zombie, I haven't posted much on your threads before, but I do peek in, basking in the warm, fun, loving atmosphere you and your Phalanx have made in here.

I just wanted to say, your happiness at hearing that the ZKids have landed and are on their way was an huge, shining joy to read.

I wish you and ZLad and ZLass much love and comfort and laughter in one another's company this Christmas. xxx

HerChristmasFattyness · 23/12/2016 08:52

Ooh! Welcome zombie kids!
Very exciting Xmas Grin

OhTheRoses · 23/12/2016 09:01

Bloody grit in my eye after reading your last post. I may still be in the Sainsburys queue as they arrive Xmas Grin

puddingisgood · 23/12/2016 09:08

Wishing you the best time ever Z!

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 23/12/2016 09:40

Happy Christmas, Zombie! Today is here at last!

And have a peaceful Christmas, Somer, and a lovely wedding to lovely.

🍾🍾🎄🎄🍾🍾 all round!

Susiesoap7 · 23/12/2016 09:43

What can I add to the zombie happiness? Love, laughter, kisses, hugs, and the very best Christmas ever! 🎄🍷🎄and that goes for everyone , were all a bit giddy this morning lol 🎄🍷🎄🎄🍷 🎅🏻🎅🏻

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 23/12/2016 09:45

💥⚡️💫✨💥☄️💥
(Fireworks for you all)

Mummylin · 23/12/2016 09:47

Welcome to the UK To the new MR &Mrs Zombie have a wonderful time with your mum and the best Christmas together.

TheoriginalLEM · 23/12/2016 09:52

Have the most wonderful and most Joy filled Christmas Zombie and family xxx

iklboodolphRedNoseReindeer · 23/12/2016 10:00

Have a most wonderful Christmas Zombie and the ZKids! I expect they're there by now having a brew and lots of hugs.

Lin - that's quite a photo! Perked my morning right up Grin

Mummylin · 23/12/2016 10:05

ikl I like to do my bit of helping to spread a bit of cheer Xmas Grin
Thanks for all your blogs on strictly. Gave me pleasure to read each week, roll on next year !
BBB have a wonderful Christmas in your new house.

MrsNutella · 23/12/2016 10:10

Hope you're having a lovely time with the new Mr &Mrs Zombs. Flowers

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ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 23/12/2016 11:01

Yay, they are here! ❤❤❤
Have the bestest Christmas ever dearest Zombie, I'm excited for you!

Allalonenow · 23/12/2016 11:35

So glad ZLad & ZLass got here safely.

Have the most wonderfulest Christmas ever all of you. Xmas Smile Xmas Smile Xmas Smile

PiggyPlumPie · 23/12/2016 11:46

Delurking to wish the Zombie peeps a wonderful wonderful Christmas xxx

DeckTheHallsWithLimbsOfZombie · 23/12/2016 12:06

I've just sent the kids up for a nap. They didn't sleep on the plane and they're shattered. I should have sent them up earlier but...

...I rang my insurance broker to have ZLad added to my car insurance for the week they are here. What a fucking palaver. After 20 minutes of confirming that I really am me, being warned that we must tell the truth or ELSE, then speaking to Jason to get his details it turns out that the broker can't process this without speaking with the insurers. That was well over an hour ago and I'm still waiting for her to ring me back. When the hell did something so simple become so complicated?

Not amused. We'd hoped to pop into Craven Arms for a full English, a bit more shopping and for me to collect the PIP form from my GP. If I can't pick up the form today, the surgery isn't open again until next Wednesday.

SoupDragon · 23/12/2016 12:13

Can you phone the insurer direct?

SingingTunelessly · 23/12/2016 12:16

Frustrating Zombie but we had the same when we tried to add a relative to our insurance whilst they were here on holiday from Oz. It was a no-go as he wasn't resident in the UK at the time even though he's a UK citizen. Couldn't be done. Hope you have more luck. Otherwise, maybe a hire car will be the answer.

SoupDragon · 23/12/2016 12:17

Temporary car insurance might work too.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 23/12/2016 12:20

All Zombies must be together by now, have a fabulous time.

I feel quite Christmassy all of a sudden with this lovely news Smile

Have a brilliant Christmas everyone.

DeckTheHallsWithLimbsOfZombie · 23/12/2016 12:23

Apparently not, Soupy. Everything has to go through the broker.

If they haven't rung back by 2.00, I'm just going to ring the broker again and tell them to forget it.

That may well be the answer, Singing. It's just that the logistics of the things we have planned make that a bit difficult.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 23/12/2016 12:23

Oops, missed the bit about the insurance.

Hope it gets sorted soon.