Swagger Inn Thread 136 - Series 3 Finishes - wenches wail piteously, don black crepe and mourn the lack of Musketeers on screen

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

... then we just carry on jabbering and perving, and rewatching, and, well business as usual. Apparently there are plenty of thighs on display at the Olympics.

Evening all.
Glad the Ikea trip was a success Badders

Helen
I don't want to worry you but...
You being all business like with all of nature really turns me on 😀😘😉
Put the suit on....go on...

Phwooaaaaarrrrr!!!

Mmmm Aramis......

And woo-oooo I got paid today First time for years

bads

Woooo fancy!!! Good on you. Cause for a small celebration...

Drinks are on Fancy!!
(that should get rid of the pay cheque then )

Badders Really? You're weird. Is it because I'm channeling my inner Steve Backshall (or is it just LetUs who's keen on him?)

Form an orderly queue wenches, there's plenty to go round

Oh no, not backshall. Can't get over the impression he is gay 🤔
Just quite fancy you in your white bee keeper get up 😜
and yes. I am weird.
Seriously...you're only just realising?...😂

I think we should upgrade you to a Pimms Cauldron Fancy
Badders you're weird will find you a picture at some point. Doubtless that will cure you.

I think MrsB has a thing for Backshall too.

DH is being a low-level knob tonight. I am attempting to ignore him - no, I neither know nor care who has just become the Belgian team's assistant manager - in the interests of having a harmonious evening but it's proving tricky.

I already have a Pimms. It won't be my last tonight.

I've already had Aramis. It won't be the last time tonight.

Either that or it will drive me mad with lust

letus

bet you'd be interested if the new assistant manager was an hbf!

It's Thierry Henry. That's how not interested I am in DH talking at me about football stuff.

I've been having a think about Muskieworld. Porthos could do the strongman hammer hit the bell thing. Milady would be the knife throwing act. They could each have a kissing booth.

By each I mean each of the Musketeers, not just Porthos and Milady.

I can see you've put some thought into this letus. Aramis could be in charge of the Tunnel of Love

Thierry Henry? Pfft. Can't get excited about anyone who used to play for the Arse

Tunnel of Love.

Must. Not. Comment. grin]

You know you want to!

Athos is probably best not left to man the drinks stall. Unless we don't want any drink left.

Dog can be in charge of the pony rides

Hot off the Twitter:
"Coming off playing d’Artagnan on BBC’s The Musketeers, Luke Pasqualino is set as the lead of another series reboot, Snatch "

I didn't see the original film so feel completely unable to comment.

Thanks for all lovely comments - we had a nice evening out celebrating last night. Very pleased with them.

Fancy many congrats to your ds. Fantastic results!

I'm orf up north for the weekend and just setting off so will back Monday as apparently there's fuck all wifi.

Thierry Henry has a fantastically sexy voice. Va va voom indeed in my book 😉

Also yes my gaydar always a quiver with Backshall. Apologies to admirers.

I never watched it either Helen but it's a hell of a good line for laughs heh.

Backshall not gay. He's a jolly nice chap and I can't imagine Helen Glover going along with any fakery

Although, we have met a couple of times and, despite me giving off "take me NOW" vibes, he didn't jump me.

Have a lovely weekend Comtess

DH has gone to bed. Saves me telling him to fuck off I suppose.

Think I'll watch GBBO Extra Slice and then head to the chateau with Aramis.

LetUs - so essentially he's not gay but is suffering from extreme stupidity/insensitivity to vibes?

Have a lovely weekend comtess (and all other wenches too, but I expect I shall be talking to you over the weekend #InternetAddiction )

Off to hayloft now... night all.

Am catching up with the Vuelta - thighs! and beautiful Spanish scenery and sunshine.

Night helen & letus

Happy travels comtess

Morning wenches.

Yes Helen, that's about the size of it

DS2 already being a pain. Sigh. House is a tip.

Am trying to get both DC to try on uniform to see what's too small (probably everything with DS1) and then shopping.